You Might Be A Promoter If.......

  • uturn
  • 02-05-2024, 10:23 PM
Promoters = Misleading or fake reviews. Simple as that. Originally Posted by FRESHNFRUITY
I take a broader view...

Promoter= wrote a review.

(That makes almost all of us here on the board)
CaptainZman's Avatar
4 bumps on the first page for the same girl. Originally Posted by SS2018
My bad. I thought you meant on this thread.
I take a broader view...

Promoter= wrote a review.

(That makes almost all of us here on the board) Originally Posted by uturn
Not everyone, difference is ones we call promoters get paid by ladies and/or agencies and/or spas. They are like little bitches. They hold many handles. It is a business that threatened, extort ladies and owners. Some rents apt units and collect $1k /month on top of the rent. Some have massage license and use it to make spas legit. They drive girls and charge x2 of cab or Uber fare. Most of all, they post fake reviews, bump review and go after anyone post bad reviews. and RTM the fuck out with their multiple handles. They are little bitches for spa and agencies.
Will be banned soon. I am sure Chung and ghost’s handles are busy RTMing . So I want certain thread on top before I go.
Another one to add to the below list - saying "you do realize you are a promoter when you post a review of a girl, right?"


-Whenever a monger writes a "No" review, the default reaction is to gaslight the reviewer to make it seem it's his fault the session didn't go well (studio and girl are 100% free of blame)

-Taking issue with this thread (usually the easiest way to tell)

-Having a really long, gimmicky title for your review

-Having very gimmicky details in your review (e.g. "I let her taste my organic ice cream")

-Announcing that a certain girl has started or a certain girl has returned

-Consistently being the first person to review new girls (usually on the first day she started at the studio / AMP)

-Posting 8-10 review per month....of the same exact studios and AMP's

-Consistently making a girl cum / orgasm in almost every review they post. I am really starting to notice this one more - this might be the easiest way to tell if it's a promoter

-"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"

-Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review

-Bumping 3-4 reviews consecutively (usually within 5 minutes of each other)

-"Looks just like her pics"

-"Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"

-Being offended at any of the above items and saying stuff like "Why do you even care? Quit complaining and go get some pussy from a real woman"

-If a studio girl gets a negative / "No" review, that girl will then (conveniently) get 3-4 stellar reviews very shortly after said "No" review. And these stellar reviews aren't just posted within a few days of the "No" reviews, they're posted within 24 hours.
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Great thread, at least you didn’t bump it after 4 months like you did last time, lol
NuruGuru's Avatar
According to you people, "You might be a promoter if....... You write a fucking review".

Let's be honest here, we got some 50 shades of old guy up in here and some of them like to tell tales of that asian prossie he fucked that is 40 years younger than he is and 300 pounds less. Just read reviews and move on, there's enough different people writing reviews that you can get a good solid idea on what to expect. Look at the less lavish and quit trying to be dramatic by posting stupid annoying shit like this.

Why do some people have a bad experience when others have it great? I've heard stories from providers, some of y'all are either really old, really fat, or both. You can't expect someone to be super excited if you are far from anything they would ever willingly touch if they weren't in this situation. And some of y'all are flat out rude, demanding, demeaning, and advantage taking. Think you're gonna get a great experience trying to play DDLG with the whole "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M POUNDING YOU WITH MY 3 INCH HOAGIE" when she just wants to close her eyes, pretend you're someone else, hit it, and move on? Shit, I could write 55 shades of amazeballs, play-by-plays, details, and fantasies that happened. I just don't care to write anything to go back, read, and jerk off to again later. But if I were one of these chicks, and I experienced some of the shit I've heard, I would give you the worst experience of your hobby.

So yeah, some guys may come in and go "SUCKS FOR YOU! Maybe you did something wrong!" Or "That's not how it went for me..." Yeah, these girls are pretty open with the stuff they will do. And look in the mirror. Maybe you did. Maybe it was different for them. Doesn't make someone a promoter. These threads and assumptions are just pointless and stupid. Nobody ACTUALLY gives a shit.

I've seen y'all accuse someone with over 100 reviews with 50 different women of being a promoter. Are you dense? This is stupid.


And always, YMMV. And for those of you who obviously don't understand, that means YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY. That means your experience with one of these hookers may be FAR and VASTLY different than that of another. I've gotten far further with women than many of you will simply because of my age/stature. Then again, I've had bad experiences because I wanted more than Grandpa is privy to.

End rant.....
NuruGuru's Avatar
-Whenever a monger writes a "No" review, the default reaction is to gaslight the reviewer to make it seem it's his fault the session didn't go well (studio and girl are 100% free of blame)
* Gaslighting someone isn't promoting. Hell, if I knew a girl who would do virtually anything and you had a bad experience, I would definitely want to know how you fucked it up for yourself. Nobody's saying the girl isn't to blame, and even the "promoters" need to understand that girls have off-days and bad experiences. But someone telling you one guys failure shouldn't be a cause for other guys to enjoy something they found phenomenal isn't promoting in my book.

-Taking issue with this thread (usually the easiest way to tell)
* I am not a promoter and threads like this are a fucking disgrace to the forum and community. I've been around a LONG time and if I wanted to be a promoter of some sort, I'd write constant reviews as I have seen FAR MORE than my "28 encounters". So this is a bullshit comment.

-Having very gimmicky details in your review (e.g. "I let her taste my organic ice cream")
* Taste it. TAAAAASTE IT. I'm going to start doing this just to annoy you.

-Announcing that a certain girl has started or a certain girl has returned
* Maybe these are guys who don't want to go without seeing a more updated and recent review. 6 months as a hoe can change a girl. New girls are always an unknown. I would rather NOT "TOFTT" (Take one for the team) and let people know "Hey, there's a new girl someone should check her out and let me know how it goes before I bite the bullet". There is nothing wrong with this.

-Consistently being the first person to review new girls (usually on the first day she started at the studio / AMP)
* Some guys want to get the new girls before the rest of you get in on it. Maybe they're constantly looking for someone fresh as they're tired of the same-ol-same-ol. Maybe they're texting often saying "Let me knnow when someone new is in!" This is why I hobby. I do this because if I wanted to eat the same damn meal every day I'd still be married. Or I'd get married again. Still doesn't constitute a "promoter".

-Posting 8-10 review per month....of the same exact studios and AMP's
* Do you have a list of other studios/AMPs in the area? Because this is quite literally the forum for it and there aren't that many to choose from. These girls will do shit escorts won't. They will BBFS a guy if he looked like Duddits and Sloth had a baby. The prices stay the same, the expectations and experiences are the same when they keep returning, and they know what to expect and some people like pure consistency from their monetary investments.

-Consistently making a girl cum / orgasm in almost every review they post. I am really starting to notice this one more - this might be the easiest way to tell if it's a promoter
* Maybe you suck at the making of the sex? If a guy is writing a novel experience, and they "think" the chick came, then maybe they want to boast about getting this girl who sees 100 guys a week to actually orgasm (allegedly). Grandpa don't know when she's faking it, but he's proud of himself so it's cool. Let him write in the details. Making a girl cum is not a promotion for her lmfao.

-"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"
* Yeah, but they actually do this. Sooooooooo............. What's the problem here?

-Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review
* You can probably blame the search feature and the fact that people don't pay attention to dates.

-Bumping 3-4 reviews consecutively (usually within 5 minutes of each other)
* By commenting? Are you assuming a bump? Or are they literally saying "BUMP, READ THIS AGAIN!!! OMG WOW!". Sometimes I log in and I find a few posts, I leave some comments, I move on.

-"Looks just like her pics"
* Some of the girls have used their photos. Mind you, heavily filtered. It's good to know "Well, she has a thin body and a nice rack". I'm cool with knowing what kind of body to expect. If you can't figure out that the faces are filtered, that's your problem.

-"Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"
* I definitely agree with whoever even said this comment. These asian girls blow your typical "escorts" out of the water on price and service. I just don't go out of my way to go for the sure thing with the same girls over and over. Have you bothered even looking at the other review sections? Have you seen some of these girls that people have paid 3 to 6+ for? And the shit they have on their "NO" lists? These asian bodies are 10x the attractiveness of shit people have paid more for. These girls do things your $1k+ pornstar won't even do for the random hobbyist. YEAH, THIS COMMENT IS SPOT-THE-FUCK ON! It really makes you wonder how these girls got here in these situations....... Because they should be Indy charging double in my opinion and I do not even go to AMP/Studios very often.

-Being offended at any of the above items and saying stuff like "Why do you even care? Quit complaining and go get some pussy from a real woman"
* Why do you care enough to write this whole thing to begin with? As far as my replies here, I am really bored and my sugar baby isn't available. And I keep seeing this damn topic over-and-over again like it's not a dead horse that's been beaten quite long enough.

-If a studio girl gets a negative / "No" review, that girl will then (conveniently) get 3-4 stellar reviews very shortly after said "No" review. And these stellar reviews aren't just posted within a few days of the "No" reviews, they're posted within 24 hours.
* Some of these girls are reviewed that many times repeatedly anyway. This seems more like an assumption. I tell you, if I saw a girl and had a great time (I do not write many reviews) and you saw a girl and had a terrible time? I would like to write my recent experience to give you something to go off of also. Some girls are real sweet, and some people have different experiences. I don't think it's promoting to counter one persons bad experience with a good one that someone else had. If anything, that's information we want and need. Don't let one persons bad time affect your potential great time.
"-"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"
* Yeah, but they actually do this. Sooooooooo............. What's the problem here?"

Yeah that one caught my eye because some of these girls definitely do that
Ronin3's Avatar
My 2 personal favorites: “she’s in her 20’s “, when she’s in her forties, which I don’t give a fuck about. All my favorites are in their 40’s. And the one that pisses me off is “curvy in all the right places” when she’s fat as fuck. I walked into that a few times early on. Fortunately, over the years, you learn who the promoters are, and who not to trust, regardless of their multiple handles and site management complicity. They’ve done more damage to the Dallas scene than Abbott and LE could ever do.
I feel like the promoter reviews are easy to spot and also that they aren't as common as some think. There are just a lot of reviews from guys who are just easy to please. And guys who think that the fake orgasms are real. And I am happy for them: managing expectations and going with the flow is the key to happiness. But if you are picky their reviews are not that useful
-Whenever a monger writes a "No" review, the default reaction is to gaslight the reviewer to make it seem it's his fault the session didn't go well (studio and girl are 100% free of blame)
* Gaslighting someone isn't promoting. Hell, if I knew a girl who would do virtually anything and you had a bad experience, I would definitely want to know how you fucked it up for yourself. Nobody's saying the girl isn't to blame, and even the "promoters" need to understand that girls have off-days and bad experiences. But someone telling you one guys failure shouldn't be a cause for other guys to enjoy something they found phenomenal isn't promoting in my book.

-Taking issue with this thread (usually the easiest way to tell)
* I am not a promoter and threads like this are a fucking disgrace to the forum and community. I've been around a LONG time and if I wanted to be a promoter of some sort, I'd write constant reviews as I have seen FAR MORE than my "28 encounters". So this is a bullshit comment.

-Having very gimmicky details in your review (e.g. "I let her taste my organic ice cream")
* Taste it. TAAAAASTE IT. I'm going to start doing this just to annoy you.

-Announcing that a certain girl has started or a certain girl has returned
* Maybe these are guys who don't want to go without seeing a more updated and recent review. 6 months as a hoe can change a girl. New girls are always an unknown. I would rather NOT "TOFTT" (Take one for the team) and let people know "Hey, there's a new girl someone should check her out and let me know how it goes before I bite the bullet". There is nothing wrong with this.

-Consistently being the first person to review new girls (usually on the first day she started at the studio / AMP)
* Some guys want to get the new girls before the rest of you get in on it. Maybe they're constantly looking for someone fresh as they're tired of the same-ol-same-ol. Maybe they're texting often saying "Let me knnow when someone new is in!" This is why I hobby. I do this because if I wanted to eat the same damn meal every day I'd still be married. Or I'd get married again. Still doesn't constitute a "promoter".

-Posting 8-10 review per month....of the same exact studios and AMP's
* Do you have a list of other studios/AMPs in the area? Because this is quite literally the forum for it and there aren't that many to choose from. These girls will do shit escorts won't. They will BBFS a guy if he looked like Duddits and Sloth had a baby. The prices stay the same, the expectations and experiences are the same when they keep returning, and they know what to expect and some people like pure consistency from their monetary investments.

-Consistently making a girl cum / orgasm in almost every review they post. I am really starting to notice this one more - this might be the easiest way to tell if it's a promoter
* Maybe you suck at the making of the sex? If a guy is writing a novel experience, and they "think" the chick came, then maybe they want to boast about getting this girl who sees 100 guys a week to actually orgasm (allegedly). Grandpa don't know when she's faking it, but he's proud of himself so it's cool. Let him write in the details. Making a girl cum is not a promotion for her lmfao.

-"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"
* Yeah, but they actually do this. Sooooooooo............. What's the problem here?

-Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review
* You can probably blame the search feature and the fact that people don't pay attention to dates.

-Bumping 3-4 reviews consecutively (usually within 5 minutes of each other)
* By commenting? Are you assuming a bump? Or are they literally saying "BUMP, READ THIS AGAIN!!! OMG WOW!". Sometimes I log in and I find a few posts, I leave some comments, I move on.

-"Looks just like her pics"
* Some of the girls have used their photos. Mind you, heavily filtered. It's good to know "Well, she has a thin body and a nice rack". I'm cool with knowing what kind of body to expect. If you can't figure out that the faces are filtered, that's your problem.

-"Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"
* I definitely agree with whoever even said this comment. These asian girls blow your typical "escorts" out of the water on price and service. I just don't go out of my way to go for the sure thing with the same girls over and over. Have you bothered even looking at the other review sections? Have you seen some of these girls that people have paid 3 to 6+ for? And the shit they have on their "NO" lists? These asian bodies are 10x the attractiveness of shit people have paid more for. These girls do things your $1k+ pornstar won't even do for the random hobbyist. YEAH, THIS COMMENT IS SPOT-THE-FUCK ON! It really makes you wonder how these girls got here in these situations....... Because they should be Indy charging double in my opinion and I do not even go to AMP/Studios very often.

-Being offended at any of the above items and saying stuff like "Why do you even care? Quit complaining and go get some pussy from a real woman"
* Why do you care enough to write this whole thing to begin with? As far as my replies here, I am really bored and my sugar baby isn't available. And I keep seeing this damn topic over-and-over again like it's not a dead horse that's been beaten quite long enough.

-If a studio girl gets a negative / "No" review, that girl will then (conveniently) get 3-4 stellar reviews very shortly after said "No" review. And these stellar reviews aren't just posted within a few days of the "No" reviews, they're posted within 24 hours.
* Some of these girls are reviewed that many times repeatedly anyway. This seems more like an assumption. I tell you, if I saw a girl and had a great time (I do not write many reviews) and you saw a girl and had a terrible time? I would like to write my recent experience to give you something to go off of also. Some girls are real sweet, and some people have different experiences. I don't think it's promoting to counter one persons bad experience with a good one that someone else had. If anything, that's information we want and need. Don't let one persons bad time affect your potential great time. Originally Posted by NuruGuru

You forgot the "In *city not Dallas* you get a ripe virgin 18 year old K-Pop lookalike who lets you have BBFS Greek PSE multiple shots and lets you go over every single time! Dallas is a rip off!" when anyone with two brain cells knows that's a absolute and hilarious fucking lie.

According to you people, "You might be a promoter if....... You write a fucking review".

Let's be honest here, we got some 50 shades of old guy up in here and some of them like to tell tales of that asian prossie he fucked that is 40 years younger than he is and 300 pounds less. Just read reviews and move on, there's enough different people writing reviews that you can get a good solid idea on what to expect. Look at the less lavish and quit trying to be dramatic by posting stupid annoying shit like this.

Why do some people have a bad experience when others have it great? I've heard stories from providers, some of y'all are either really old, really fat, or both. You can't expect someone to be super excited if you are far from anything they would ever willingly touch if they weren't in this situation. And some of y'all are flat out rude, demanding, demeaning, and advantage taking. Think you're gonna get a great experience trying to play DDLG with the whole "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M POUNDING YOU WITH MY 3 INCH HOAGIE" when she just wants to close her eyes, pretend you're someone else, hit it, and move on? Shit, I could write 55 shades of amazeballs, play-by-plays, details, and fantasies that happened. I just don't care to write anything to go back, read, and jerk off to again later. But if I were one of these chicks, and I experienced some of the shit I've heard, I would give you the worst experience of your hobby.

So yeah, some guys may come in and go "SUCKS FOR YOU! Maybe you did something wrong!" Or "That's not how it went for me..." Yeah, these girls are pretty open with the stuff they will do. And look in the mirror. Maybe you did. Maybe it was different for them. Doesn't make someone a promoter. These threads and assumptions are just pointless and stupid. Nobody ACTUALLY gives a shit.

I've seen y'all accuse someone with over 100 reviews with 50 different women of being a promoter. Are you dense? This is stupid.


And always, YMMV. And for those of you who obviously don't understand, that means YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY. That means your experience with one of these hookers may be FAR and VASTLY different than that of another. I've gotten far further with women than many of you will simply because of my age/stature. Then again, I've had bad experiences because I wanted more than Grandpa is privy to.

End rant..... Originally Posted by NuruGuru
I've had a few of my regulars explicitly tell me that they will give mediocre service to a guy who has given them the ick for whatever reason in hopes that he doesn't become a repeat customer.

Take that for what it is.

One thing I keep in mind when filtering out bullshit promoter reviews is that the "normal dude" who constantly whines about promoters/"studio issues" and etc and typically only complains about one or two studios, it is very possible that they're just a "counter op" and spreading FUD about their own studio org's competition. These people aren't stupid. Studio A knows that if they FUD Studio B enough then that means potentially more business for them and the Dallas scene is only run by two or three organisations. Maybe even just two.
Ronin3's Avatar
I forgot to add my personal favorite: She looks exactly like her pics
These threads and assumptions are just pointless and stupid. Nobody ACTUALLY gives a shit. Originally Posted by NuruGuru
Speaking of being dense.......this is a pretty laughable comment considering how many different guys have A) provided input on this thread B) posted on other threads; and C) sent me DM's about this thread. Something else to point out - I specifically stated that if someone does one or two of these things, that doesn't mean they're being called a promoter. There is an aggregation factor that comes into play.

-Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review
* You can probably blame the search feature and the fact that people don't pay attention to dates. Originally Posted by NuruGuru
Sorry dude, you lost all credibility with this comment though. You will find nobody that agrees with you on this one. Either you are not very observant OR you are just trying so extremely hard to disagree with every single point I made that you don't care if it makes sense or not. Some of your points were fine (and are just matters of opinion), but the hysterical responses to some items were just trying way too hard.
-"Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"
* I definitely agree with whoever even said this comment. These asian girls blow your typical "escorts" out of the water on price and service. I just don't go out of my way to go for the sure thing with the same girls over and over. Have you bothered even looking at the other review sections? Have you seen some of these girls that people have paid 3 to 6+ for? And the shit they have on their "NO" lists? These asian bodies are 10x the attractiveness of shit people have paid more for. These girls do things your $1k+ pornstar won't even do for the random hobbyist. YEAH, THIS COMMENT IS SPOT-THE-FUCK ON! It really makes you wonder how these girls got here in these situations....... Because they should be Indy charging double in my opinion and I do not even go to AMP/Studios very often. Originally Posted by NuruGuru
You are misinterpreting "civilian girl" for an indy escort. When I say civilian girl, I am talking about non-escorts you date. Sorry, but I do not spend $1,000 when I take a girl on a date. Of course some guys spend that much on 1st dates, but most normal guys do not.......not anywhere close to $1,000.


So please tell me how "spot the fuck on" that comment is now.....since we're talking about real-world / civilian girls that you take out on a date and not independent escorts (i.e. non-studio / AMP girls).