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Funny?...It doesn't look yellow. Next time you might want to take a cloth. Originally Posted by Rudyard K
Hey that was my pic!
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Hey that was my pic! Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
Al?...Is that you?
That's not the first time I've been called soccer mom. Originally Posted by Ansley
So would that make you a SMILF?
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If you've never driven a Volvo, it might surprise you to learn that they are quite fast on the open road and take corners pretty well too.
Many years ago Paul Newman had a Ford V-8 dropped into his Volvo. One very fast car. A buddy did it to a Volvo wagon about 10 years ago. He'd zip along the Mass Pike.
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If you've never driven a Volvo, it might surprise you to learn that they are quite fast on the open road and take corners pretty well too. Originally Posted by John Bull
About 16 years ago, I was just SSSoooo close to buying a Volvo. It was a creamy beige with light brown leather seats and it had belonged to this older couple. I just loved it. And I was about a thousand dollars short.

Someone else scooped it up before I could get it.

I have lusted for one since. I liked those old square bodied ones.

There are only two commandments that I haven't broken and one is coveting. With someone having a Volvo? Well, silly enough ... I've come close.

Hugs,
Elisabeth
smilf soccer mom id love to fuck [not sure if this has been used before] heres my controversial fantay. i see this breathtaking smilf shopping for some activewear at the local Dicks. She selects a cuple of outfits that are sure to turn heads at the soccer games and heads off to try them on.the room has that little door where you can see the bottom and I witness a GREAT set of legs and see a pair of shorts hit the ground.to my delight i notice the door is slightly ajar.My heart is racing as i go over to the door not sure what ill do. i slide the door open to see this 8th wonder of the world in nothing but bra and panties. a look first of dismay then of curiosity comes over Ansley's face and im not sure whats next, a call for security a shot of mace or a kick in the nuts. by this time im going crazy and while not sure why i reach over and slide her panties down and direct her towards the bench for seating. in front of me is the MOST BEAUTFUL beaver i have ever witnessed and i have to tast it. slowly at first then faster my tongue dissapeas into her and i feel her writher in delight. moments later my clother join hers on the floor and my penis is devoured by the lips of this angel. at this point i MUSST have her and i enter her from behind. my blood is going a million miles a minute knowing im banging the hottest soccer mom in the world at that any minute security might walk in. the sight of myself going in and out of her while i fondle those full and supple breast is too much and i pull out and expode onto the perfect derriere.just 1 long french kiss and a stare at this goddess and im dressed and on my way.I know that this weekend i will not be able to pass a soccer field within a smile on my face and a bulge in my pants.
Maybe most women would be very flattered with your post. For me it has made me feel extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed.

For the record I have no idea who this man is.
. a look first of dismay then of curiosity comes over Ansley's face and im not sure whats next, Originally Posted by petiteassman
Petiteassman, using someone's name is this matter is totally disrespectful from my point of view, I hope that the ladies that read this will not believe all of us men would put their names directly in this content, especially if the two people are not close friends, and if you were one would ever out her is this matter.

Post of this sort need to be overlooked and taken for only the content of the source of the poster.
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  • 04-08-2010, 10:03 AM
Maybe most women would be very flattered with your post. For me it has made me feel extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed. Originally Posted by Ansley
Flattered.....hell yea! Outta all the beavers in the river building their little dams, Petiteassman thinks yours is the most beautiful.


Petiteassman, whose is first runner up?
apologies as obviosly i offended you and such was my intentions. i must admit im a bit confused as with this being an adult forum that revolves around fantasy and you being an incredibly sexy woman who provides services to fufill that fantasys the fact that a normal man would have those thoughts about you seems pretty normal.i guess that while discussions of toilet training,s and m, b and d, cbt and the like are welcomed and applauded here just the thought of enjoying a tremendously sexy soccer mom must be out of bounds and perhaps deviant in nature. again i apologize for making you feel uncomfortable and hope the rest of your day is better.
Maybe most women would be very flattered with your post. For me it has made me feel extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed. Originally Posted by Ansley
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apologies as obviosly i offended you and such was my intentions. i must admit im a bit confused as with this being an adult forum that revolves around fantasy and you being an incredibly sexy woman who provides services to fufill that fantasys the fact that a normal man would have those thoughts about you seems pretty normal.i guess that while discussions of toilet training,s and m, b and d, cbt and the like are welcomed and applauded here just the thought of enjoying a tremendously sexy soccer mom must be out of bounds and perhaps deviant in nature. again i apologize for making you feel uncomfortable and hope the rest of your day is better. Originally Posted by petiteassman
Well. Ansley is a very appealing women of that I certainly agree. As an escort, though, my eyes became very wide and I was surprised at your previous post.

While you do make a point that there are "alternative" subjects discussed on this board, those type of activities such as you mentioned above (bdsm and the such) have their own forum. We tend to play in our own sandbox at times. This forum, Diamonds and Tuxedos, tend to go in a different direction with regard to topic and discussions. This also includes graphic storytelling.

Fantasies, when using the name of a very popular and gentle poster when writing of such things, IS uncomfortable even to the few of us who are generally depraved in our own way.

Your sarcasm, though, in the next to the last sentence is duly noted.

Have a great day!

Sincerely,
Elisabeth
smilf soccer mom ... Originally Posted by petiteassman
Quite possibly I have one of the most twisted and open minds on this board. I will say that your post really shocked me. It was invasive to Ansley's privacy, and presented a side of her that she obviously does not have.

I found your post to be distasteful in the extreme, even though you predicated it by saying it was a fantasy.

There aren't many boundaries on this board, and there shouldn't be. But I think you just crossed one of them.
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Damn, and to think I kept reading this thread expecting to find a sexy photo of a SMILF washing her car. . .and instead I get pulp porn fiction.




. . .totally disrespectful. . .especially if the two people are not close friends, and if you were one would ever out her is this matter. Originally Posted by Woody of TX
HUH????

His only crime is poor writing. He may have grossed her out, but how is that "outing" her?
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His only crime is poor writing. He may have grossed her out, but how is that "outing" her? Originally Posted by ANONONE
I'm sorry he wasn't able to weave grape seed oil into the plot for your benefit/arousal