The 5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear

Guilty on my boat once "we ran out of gas"

Coast Guard as towing us in. Why did you go out without a full tank.
I had the gas needed for the trip plan. It was you that keep asing us to move. So we could play errrrrrrr sun on deck.

I drank all the scotch Originally Posted by Charlie_Harper

That is the worst thing yet.

Can you recommend someone good?

Aren't you dating my son?

It's not really a sore.

- It burns when I pee!

- Why don't you like me?

- Your photos are much slimmer!

- It doesn't get any bigger!

- That's my parole officer calling!

- Have change for a Twenty?

- Why are your eyes closed?

- Keep trying... sometimes it happens.

- It burns when I pee!

- Why don't you like me?

- Your photos are much slimmer!

- It doesn't get any bigger!

- That's my parole officer calling!

- Have change for a Twenty?

- Why are your eyes closed?

- Keep trying... sometimes it happens. Originally Posted by MrGiz

For whatever reason, I like this one the best. hahaha!

What are the 5 words a Hobbyist does not want to hear?

Honey I home, where are(you are now done)

What are the 5 words a Hobbyist does not want to hear? Originally Posted by onyx7100

I'm running 4 hours late.
I forgot to buy covers.
[BTW, I've experienced both of the above.]

AND WHEN SHE DOESN'T TALK: NC/NS (worse than any words.)