How to I ask a girl to be my ATF?

Some people got that I was joking........................

Just go see her a lot or on a regular basis.

You never know! If you stuck it in her often enough she may eventually get all confused and actually fall in love with you OP!! frfr

j/k, jk... a heartbreak is more likely tho but I foresee that it'd be easy to move on to another Provider in this hobby

yep think that is the right idea just go and see her !

Read aloud to her from The Great Gatsby while wearing a chicken suit.

She will get the message.

When I was younger it was enough to give her your frat pin. Now it has to be your bank PIN.

Read aloud to her from The Great Gatsby while wearing a chicken suit.

She will get the message. Originally Posted by bojulay

That is not true ... and people get pissed when you do not have KFC coupons.

That is not true ... and people get pissed when you do not have KFC coupons. Originally Posted by pyramider

Has worked for me every time.

If no chicken suit is available then second best is,
cat in a hat, while wearing a tuxedo.

Marry her...grow bored...start fucking around.....find an ATF...marry her....grow bored...start fucking around....find an ATF...marry her....grow bored...start fucking around...find an ATF.....

Put your MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS and put her on RETAINER!!