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No, I'm no "badass" ... doesn't take one around here, does it? Little CedarParkite has threatened to kick my ass. Should I be concerned? Is that how he settles his arguments with this wife? Threatening to kick her ass?

Actually, I don't recall ever having gone to the SS office since 50+ years ago ... and that wasn't in the Houston metro area. In fact it was probably in Austin. When was your last trip? And has it moved in the last 50 years? Originally Posted by LexusLover
My wife, a native Texan who grew up in Houston, and since she's a hell of a lot smarter than you, knows me well unlike you, would never describe me as "swishy ass". You should be concerned that someday you will have the balls to call someone "swishy ass" to their face and you will have your ass handed to you. Fortunately for you you hide behind your computer and type insults to people about whom you are clueless. Yssup has it 100% correct. You are a badass as long as you have that keyboard in your hands.
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I'm still waiting ..... old man. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
[QUOTE=SpeedRacerXXX:"I served in the U.S. Army from December 1968 until September 1970."[/QUOTE]

Let's do some math here using some minimal variables.

Draft age in 1968 was 19 to 26.

"Assuming" minimal age (and you were not automatically extended to college "graduation" for an undergraduate degree or an additional year of graduate work) then you were 19 YOA in 1968 at a minimum.

2015-1968=47 years + 19 = 66 YOA!

If you availed yourself of the college deferments, which were automatic:

2015-1968=47 years + 23 = 70 YOA!

Can you even lift your foot high enough to kick someone in the ass?
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Let's do some math here using some minimal variables.

Draft age in 1968 was 19 to 26.

"Assuming" minimal age (and you were not automatically extended to college "graduation" for an undergraduate degree or an additional year of graduate work) then you were 19 YOA in 1968 at a minimum.

2015-1968=47 years + 19 = 66 YOA!

If you availed yourself of the college deferments, which were automatic:

2015-1968=47 years + 23 = 70 YOA!

Can you even lift your foot high enough to kick someone in the ass? Originally Posted by LexusLover
I am 69 years old.

I cycle 5 days a week, 120 miles a week at an average pace of 16 mph. I go to Gold's Gym 4 days a week, spending 50-60 minutes each day working on all body parts. In an average workout I lift over 55,000 pounds of weight. Weigh 180 and bench 225. Body fat 15%. Resting heart rate 46. Chest 43", waist 35". Do not take any prescription drugs. So yes, I think I can lift my foot high enough to kick your fat ass.
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I am 69 years old.

So yes, I think I can lift my foot high enough to kick your fat ass. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
Keep thinking it ok? That's half the battle.

BTW: Have you ever had your ass kicked?
  • shanm
  • 11-13-2015, 11:34 AM
Keep thinking it ok? That's half the battle.

BTW: Have you ever had your ass kicked? Originally Posted by LexusLover
fight him pussy. I bet he whoops your ass all the way downtown.
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fight him pussy. I bet he whoops your ass all the way downtown. Originally Posted by shanm
This is beginning to sound like the Alamo? Oh, wait ...

.. .different "downtown"!

Or are you just the cheerleader?

You all are entertaining to the say the least.
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You guys aren't honoring veterans with this men's powder room bullshit. SR, why would you even try to convince someone who obviously believes if it's on the internet, it's real. For the record; a Viet Nam Veteran is anyone serving active duty in any branch of any involved nations military during the timeframe of the Viet Nam conflict.
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You guys aren't honoring veterans with this men's powder room bullshit. SR, why would you even try to convince someone who obviously believes if it's on the internet, it's real. For the record; a Viet Nam Veteran is anyone serving active duty in any branch of any involved nations military during the timeframe of the Viet Nam conflict. Originally Posted by daty/o
Probably not, but a "Viet Nam Era Veteran," yes. The statistical information I had referenced was making a distinction of U.S. servicemembers who were "in-country" in Vietnam as a portion of the total U.S. servicemembers at the time.

Your belief could have well been the basis for a triggered response to a poll (census) taken at the time, which could have resulted in some distortion of the numbers, but I don't think an 80% distortion. The census was for 2000.

Had the "poll" be taken in 1970 or 1980 there well could have been a "distortion" the other way, because the bad taste of the news coverage and attitude in the general population had not yet been washed away.

As to your initial question ... one can crunch the numbers based on DOD publications available on the internet and see that there is some validity to the presentation by the veteran who reviewed the data and posted his computations, which he provides for anyone to see. His data is specific regarding other demographics and categories of information. What I posted was a "sliver" of the information posted. It certainly has more value than some of the other shit posted in this forum.
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Keep thinking it ok? That's half the battle.

BTW: Have you ever had your ass kicked? Originally Posted by LexusLover
Not in a very long time. BTW, I've given you some very detailed background on as to why I think I can lift my leg high enough to kick your fat ass. How about you? You're obviously somewhat younger than I am. What sort of physical shape are you in? I really don''t expect a civil answer knowing you.
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You're obviously somewhat younger than I am.

I really don''t expect a civil answer knowing you. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
I can understand why you would expect a less than civil answer. Your "more intelligent wife than I am" would probably explain that to you, if you could follow along with her logic.

BTW: The one smart thing you've said is that your wife is "smart" ... I have a rewarding habit of reassuring all the women who had special access to my nuts that they are "smart" .... and only on rare occasion have I ignored that RULE!

As for your questions: Regarding my physical condition ....

Wouldn't that have been appropriate BEFORE you threatened to kick my ass?

Or are you satisfied that you can kick anyone's ass in the whole world!
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As for your questions: Regarding my physical condition ....

Wouldn't that have been appropriate BEFORE you threatened to kick my ass?

Or are you satisfied that you can kick anyone's ass in the whole world! Originally Posted by LexusLover
You are old. Maybe not as old as me but close. In my social circle most of the men I know are younger than me, some many years younger. The only one who comes CLOSE to being in my physical condition is another avid cyclist. Most 50 year olds haven't seen their dicks in years. My doctor tells me I am in the top 1% of people my age for physical fitness. That is why I work out. So assuming I am correct on your age bracket, the odds are 99 out of 100 that you are less physically fit than I.

So how about sharing with us?
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Expect more bullshit from this dipshit, SR. He's been in hiding since the ASPD days, where he also posted ZERO fucking reviews.

Nobody's ever seen this dipshit. My guess is that his chickenshittedness is a major source of shame for him. Hence the bitterness.

Just shitballing here, but...
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[QUOTE=SpeedRacerXXX;1057440917]You are old. Maybe not as old as me but close. In my social circle most of the men I know are younger than me, some many years younger. The only one who comes CLOSE to being in my physical condition is another avid cyclist. Most 50 year olds haven't seen their dicks in years. My doctor tells me I am in the top 1% of people my age for physical fitness. That is why I work out. So assuming I am correct on your age bracket, the odds are 99 out of 100 that you are less physically fit than I.

So how about sharing with us?[/QUOTE]

LL, in the past few hours you've had comments on just about every other thread. Nothing to share with us here?
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LL, in the past few hours you've had comments on just about every other thread. Nothing to share with us here? Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
#1. Who is "us"?
#2. You're kinda slow aren't you? Might check with that genius wife of yours!
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Predictable. Typical. Cowardly.

Lives with his parents, most likely in a state-owned facility.

Hasn't seen his balls in years.

Now allowed within 1000 yards of certain buildings and open spaces.

Sound about right, LLIDiot?