Custom Dildo's

As my Lady commands
hgritstoo: thank you for the entertaining responses
For all, trust the lifeguards (even you CK, as Midland's not that far away)

Nope-- my asshole is off limits! LOL

Nope-- my asshole is off limits! LOL Originally Posted by CryptKicker

You may fool some of the people with that line, but not me.
You no you like it.

One of the guys told me he likes this one.

You may fool some of the people with that line, but not me.
You no you like it. Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

Um... NO!

CK, one of the reasons Santa is so jolly is that he knows where the girls that are good at being bad are. That said, Winter Elf also knows where the bad boys are. Confession is good for the soul.
Just pick something from Y's battery testing collection.
btw, I slay dragons. Easy to bbq if you know how.

Um... NO! Originally Posted by CryptKicker

I have found the ones that deny it the most are them ones that really really really like it.
Just saying.

LOL- ok- whatever you say but it is still a no.

Perhaps Lady Y would consider this one. It's specifically for a gal.
Guys: If you don't understand this one, you need to talk to a gal. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

He is making this one for me, it is going to be custom fit just for me. Even asked for my finger size so my fingers fit in it perfectly.


Also having him make me a small one just to break Crypkicker in. Don't worry CP I'll be gentle.

Lol.......

No no nooo!

That's the Crypt KEEPER!

ctfu

And just yesterday I actually explained to a kc board member that this northern board was simply much more fun than the KC board.
Thank you both. Updates to follow.

And guys, the reason that I said "if you don't understand, ask a gal", is because very few guys know how to use one on a gal. Thus, she has to take command.
So consider practicing an additional way to have a gal smile.
Repeating a favorite them of mine, trust your lifeguards. They know what they're doing. Don't just look over the edge, dance on it. And maybe jump in over your head.
Even if in Texas.

Lol.......

No no nooo!

That's the Crypt KEEPER! Originally Posted by hgritstoo

Grits that a picture of me promising to be Gentle. lol

The long piece is walnut. This length similar to perhaps 1/2 the spread of a West Texas Longhorn, if it needs to be fitted somewhere. I've worked with walnut quite a few times, and have access to much larger pieces. I can get three pieces out of this, maybe four.

The shorter piece is purpleheart. A nice gorgeous dark purple-red. It was on the rack right next to the walnut, and I couldn't keep my hands off of it. This is a rainforest wood, one of the densest, and quite waterproof. This will be only the second time I've worked with this wood. First time was to shape a piece that a string instrument repair guy wanted, and his tools couldn't handle it. I had to pick up some extra carbide blades cause other blades can't handle the wood density. I might be able to get three pieces out of this, but, only going for two pieces, because.... never mind.