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sucking just the tip and using more hand than mouth is undesirable to me. Oh, and I don't like slow BJ's.
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Guys, is there really such a thing?
What sucking is the wrong way for you?

~P Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Too much tooth contact. This is actually fairly rare in my experience, but I have had a couple of blowjobs that felt like I was fucking a pencil sharpener.
I love too suck dick��. Big or small I just LOVE it! I'm just a horny housewife that loves it , you all think it's for throbbing Dick. I love to suck Dick. Did you dumb motherfuckers not noticed that shit or am I a Mindless robot? Hell no! Anyone who puts forth the effort to suck a dick will get it off! True story. You pussy ass motherfuckers that don't think I can you can suck a dick and you have your name on this board fucking you I will suck a dick above and beyond ����! Originally Posted by SknyDiva
I've seen men nation wide and on multiple boards rave about your head game, you gotta be doing something right. I think its key you're horny and love it.

I disagree with almost everything Bundy said (sorry bud). One of the best bjs I ever got was covered(prefer it bare though, depending, some street walkers I want to double up lol). I don't care for cum sluts that go crazy over jizz, it turns me off. The teeth thing I agree with but I'm on the smaller side so that's never an issue much for me.

I agree with everything Deepthunder said. I also don't like much eye contact it creeps me out but don't mind if you check to see if I'm still alive if you're doing so good I just completely shut down and focus on your work. I think its so sexy for a lady to just focus all her attention on your cock.

Don't forget the boys ladies and rub it on your face if you can tolerate it, slap it on your tongue or cheeks when you need a breather.

If you want some pornstars to learn from

Foxy Lady can suck a mean one (before her plastic surgery)

Jada Fire is one of the best but sometimes borderline to aggressive, I've heard she hates sucking dick, hates the smell, the taste, everything about it. Goes to show you what a good actress she is if true.

Sky Lopez before her plastic surgery

Charley Chase is really good but so many girls use that name its hard to find her actual vids. I just tried and couldn't find any.
No you don't P. Am perfectly happy with your skills,, top shelf chick. Seven or eight reviews worth! Originally Posted by OldGent
oTay!
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More tongue and slurping, nice and slow. Only speed up when we're in the 69 position and I'm returning the favor.
I'm sure I can do better. I'm not the best I am a force to be reckoned with you can't ignore! There's always somebody better! Originally Posted by SknyDiva
You and others already know u can suck a good dick can you whine somewhere else please. I'm taking notes over here. Thank you
I have had a couple of blowjobs that felt like I was fucking a pencil sharpener. Originally Posted by trekker
ouch, that made me twitch just now.
sorry u experienced that
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  • lat
  • 07-25-2016, 08:11 PM
Hmmm, thanks lat! Give a chocolate chick a chance sometime, some of us are good ya know Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Yes .... You are right my buddies keep telling me ....
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I disagree with almost everything Bundy said (sorry bud). One of the best bjs I ever got was covered.....

....I don't care for cum sluts that go crazy over jizz, it turns me off. The teeth thing I agree with but I'm on the smaller side so that's never an issue much for me....
Originally Posted by radio109
And yet it would have been EVEN BETTER uncovered. The visual alone kills it for me, never mind the lack of actually feeling her mouth. And sluts going crazy over jizz turns you off?!?!?! I don't know where to even begin on that one......Wow!

But to each his own.
More tongue and slurping, nice and slow. Only speed up when we're in the 69 position and I'm returning the favor. Originally Posted by mrredcat43
Gotcha!!!!
And yet it would have been EVEN BETTER uncovered. The visual alone kills it for me, never mind the lack of actually feeling her mouth. But to each his own. Originally Posted by albundy
Oh yeah it would have been so much better bare. I've over the visual of a cbj at this point. I'm telling you though bud you're missing out, some really talented women out there that only do cbj. But I understand. Some of them do it bare to if you have paperwork to prove you're clean, they wont let you report that though.

I agree with your points on pay the shaft attention and if its bent like mine you wanna suck/lick the side that sticks out girls. Most providers neglect licking and sucking the sides of the shaft. Yeah cum sluts really gross me out lol. Facials and stuff are ok but if shes eating that shit like its her last meal that's kinda disturbing but to each their own.
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Oh yeah it would have been so much better bare. I've over the visual of a cbj at this point. I'm telling you though bud you're missing out, some really talented women out there that only do cbj. But I understand. Some of them do it bare to if you have paperwork to prove you're clean, they wont let you report that though. Originally Posted by radio109
Problem would be is that I would STILL be missing out on "talented" women anyway if they did it covered. At least, it would feel that way in my opinion.

Now stop encouraging and supporting this CBJ nonsense and help these chicks to realize that they have to suck dick properly.

All men should have their cock sucked.... It is just normal to me, but it has to be me wanting to do it, not some guy saying hey can you suck my dick already??!!!

And don't shove my head on it, let me do the leading role in this scene. I love to please men in that way...

If you are patient, and not mean, I will suck your cock all day....
And please wash it thoroughly and get in all the cracks and crevices... Also manscape the cock....Shave the hair off it. Nothing is a worse turn off to me than eating fish, and choking on a bone....lol

M.M.
Good point MM.