Thinking of coming to Houston.. Need HONEST opinions!!

Yeah I'll manage too

Yeah I will too lol

Most people don't know what nuru is?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Good thing someone from a hip place like Arkansas is here to show us.
Do you even know what site you are on?
Not everyone is as dim as people in Arkansas.

So shame on u guys...u didn't have to be assholes in giving me your opinions.. Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u

You're the one who put the word "HONEST" in your threAD title...the honest answer is that I don't want to pay an old, obese hooker to lay on top of me...as I summarized, politely, in my first post...

^^^^^ with or without slime!

And I don't want one for free!

Bingo!!!

"Physical Description: Her pics are quite outdated, she was much older in person. ....

......Quite curvy."

But she's exactly "170" ..... Yea, buddy! Originally Posted by LexusLover

And my pics are all up to date Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u

^^^^^ with or without slime!

And I don't want one for free! Originally Posted by LexusLover

Did you actually call someone as "asshole"?

Let me tell what an "asshole" is ....

... someone who uses "outdated" and "fake" pictures to entice a customer to come to their place of business to engage in an activity that is based in part on "looks" .....

... in a legitimate business here in Texas that is called a "deceptive trade practice" .... and there is an "asshole" penalty that follows the remedy to engaging in the deceptive activity ....

... but since you are not "legitimate" .... "asshole" will do.

BTW: I don't consider myself AN ASSHOLE ... but I CAN be one.

http://www.nuruguru4u.com/photos/

Next time you begin one of these advertisements make sure you explain carefully that you want everyone to lie to you and deceive you about what they actually think. You'll get "better information" that way. In fact offer a "review special" and make the customers promise they will lie in their reviews.

http://littlerock.backpage.com/BodyR...ilable/7844293

My clients don't have to lie...and I'm done entertaining nim with and 5 idiots out of the WHOLE city of Houston! I'll take my chances dolls! Take care!

Now that you've defined honesty . . .

Houston is huge. A week is not going to be enough for something as exotic and sensual as what you offer. You'll get better hotel rates for 2/3 weeks. Especially if you prepay. And if you're getting prebooks, you should really consider that. Because prebooks are money in the bank. Let us know if you need any suggestions for places to stay and/or eat. But best to start a separate thread for that. Good luck; not that you need it.

Now that you've defined honesty . . .

Houston is huge. A week is not going to be enough for something as exotic and sensual as what you offer. You'll get better hotel rates for 2/3 weeks. Especially if you prepay. And if you're getting prebooks, you should really consider that. Because prebooks are money in the bank. Let us know if you need any suggestions for places to stay and/or eat. But best to start a separate thread for that. Good luck; not that you need it. Originally Posted by cabletex7

Thank you sweetheart..I will be announcing my dates very soon, definitely in a new thread. I always stay at a private incall location..don't like hotels, not very classy. Just keep an eye out around the second week in December.Thanks

Itchin

Don't even try it weakly!! Lol

Ok.. to be fair...

You asked for "Honest Opinions". Unless you've NEVER read anything in the Houston forum, you should have seen this coming. If you've never read anything in the Houston forum, then as a fellow traveling provider, I'd highly recommend you spend time reading in a city you are considering visiting before you dip your toe in enough to post.

Even Stevie Wonder could have seen this shit coming. Originally Posted by GracePreston

This ^^^ Perfectly said.

Thank you sweetheart..I will be announcing my dates very soon, definitely in a new thread. I always stay at a private incall location..don't like hotels, not very classy. Just keep an eye out around the second week in December.Thanks Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u

Hey Love Come On To The City !! If You Do Safe Travels !

Hola Chula,

If you decide to come to Houston I hope that you have a safe and wonderful trip.

Carmelita DeLeón