Beagle, Beagle, Beagle, thank you for making my ass famous
- Guest091712-2
- 01-07-2011, 10:29 AM
I will be delivering Beagle's award while donned in a whip cream bikini and my newest Badgley Mischka's. Shall I curtsey or just bend over?
Beagle, Beagle, Beagle, thank you for making my ass famous
Beagle, Beagle, Beagle, thank you for making my ass famous
- Cityjazz
- 01-07-2011, 12:44 PM
(full disclosure notice: Like the People’s Choice Awards, winners are based on the total number of views that posts received. And while this may not be the best measure of what is “best” at least its objective. Next year, maybe I’ll actually read the posts and we can bestow awards based on quality, not quantity)
Top Question of 2010
atxRefman
Refman’s thread, “Old school providers: Where are they now?” generated over 17,000 views, and lots of interesting info on providers who I will never meet, but wish I could. Honorable mention should also go to HolyCow24, who asked for the “Best FBSM in town” which generated 10,000 views, although perhaps he should have just asked FBSMexpert!
Top Rant of 2010
BritneyBangs
Conrats, BritneyBangs, for “CONDOMNATION BBFS” which generated over 100 responses. Presenting this award is GFElala, who’s rant, “WOW!!! I had no idea that the guys here in Austin would cancel this much!!” only came in fourth place.
GFElala: You mean I didn’t win? Jeez…I could have just stayed in Dallas!
Top Game of 2010
iBeChill
This was a fun category! I hope there are more nominees next year. I’m still intrigued by Natalie Reign’s “ATF Trading Game” but iBeChill’s thread, “Guess That Provider” generated 6,000 views and 132 responses! I particularly like the fact that so many of the ladies participated. Thanks! Presenting this award is one of my favorites… hey why don’t we play guess that provider? Okay, she’s someone I’ve reviewed before…any guesses?
Favorite Whispers Thread of 2010
Ivory of Landing Strip/Coming soon XTC
Well, Whispers, I’m not sure you are the most prolific poster in Austin, but your 233 original posts must certainly be up there. Your most popular one concerned Ivory, who is here to present the award to you:
Ivory: I just want to say that when I said that “All of the guys who post ARE assholes” what I really meant to say is that all the guys who post HAVE assholes.” By the way, check out my website (IvoryX.net) to see what’s in mine!
Favorite Natalie Reign Thread of 2010
Taylor - There is something very wrong with you
Natalie, I’m not sure if you are the most prolific female poster on ECCIE, but you surely must be up there. Nonetheless, you trail your new buddy Whispers by a considerable amount – you “only” started 70 thread last year, which just goes to show that that ladies need to speak up more on ECCIE! In any event, presenting this award is a recent ECCIE addition, Maci Lynn, who has done some nice posting of her own recently.
Maci Lynn: Who wants to see my underwear?
Top Welcome Wagon Ad from a Visiting Provider
TiffanyLynn
Tiffany, I’ve never met you, and based on your reviews, I probably never will. But you certainly captivated us folks in Austin, with over 8,000 views and 83 horny responses from the guys (“Hello Austin...TiffanyLynn here and looking to get reviews!”)
Top Welcome Wagon Ad from a Local Provider
KARRISSA SKY, Your GIRL NEXT Door, SEXY NEW PLAYMATE, THE SKY is the LIMIT!!!!
Well, Karrisa, you broke the rules by posting four times in the welcome wagon, but what can I say, I still have a soft spot in my heart for you (or is it a hard spot in my pants? Oh, whatever!). Your four posts generated over 9,000 views and at least one frustrated response (from your truly, prior to actually meeting you). Honorable mentions should probably go out to LauraLucks (7,000 views), some Michigan girl who has since left the board (6,000 views), and ItalianJackie (6,000 views), along with Toi, Zoey and College Cutie, who all got more views with a single ad.
Top Welcome Wagon Ad who became a Big Disappointment
Kayla Hitlon
What a great category! So many to choose from, but Kayla was the hands down winner. I even got sucked into it all! And here to accept the award is Kayla herself!
“Kayla”: Thank you
CJ: Hey, you don’t look like Kayla.
“Kayla”: well, I’m Kayla’s “manager”
CJ: So you were the one who “managed” to post all her ads, respond on all her threads while she was actually in a session and register her as Kayla “Hitlon” in instead of “Hilton”????
“Kayla”: You mean that’s not the way to spell Hilton?
Top Provider Ad from a Local Provider
Maya
Actually, the award was supposed to go to “Austin's Finest Dirty Maid CLEAN by Nadiya” but I realized that ole Nadiya was banned, so she’s disqualified. So the award goes to Maya for her ad, “Bikini days are slowly fading,” which contained some great photos (which have since been removed). Note to providers… ads with photos get more views (as if y’all didn’t know that already)!
Top Provider Ad from a Local Newbie
Haley
Congratulations, you sexy thing, on getting 3,000 views from your maiden ad, “New college cutie .” You certainly picked three choice words to use! Honorable mention should probably be extended to MarianX, the elusive Aubrey Taylor, and SexxyCarmela. Presenting this award is Sophie Bella!
Sophie: Can I please spank her?
Top Provider Ad from a Traveling Provider
Brooke Cumsalot
Brooke, I’m so sorry to have missed you on your visit to Austin, but you certainly generated a great deal of interest. Your ad generated almost 3,500 views. More importantly, you managed to wear out Metal Smith in an hour… not an easy feat!
Top Multi-Partner Review of 2010
AangBang
AB, I’m glad to see you won an award. There are only a few guys who dare to go beyond doubles and write about it (Delanie Smith, Madison May, and Bentley Stars are a TRIPLE threat! Debauchery at its finest!). Honorable mention should go out to Monk Rasputin, who’s managed to live to tell about multi-partner sessions with Maxeen, Heather, Tess, and Sophia; and Iron Butterfly with his Ella, Sophie, Sophia, and Julia Milano round robin! Presenting the award to AangBang are my upcoming doubles partners, Natalie Reign and Kelli Lovve!
CJ: Ummm…. Hey Natalie, why does Kelli have that enormous salami in her mouth?
Natalie: She says she’s practicing for our upcoming dinner date.
CJ: Tell her she needs a bigger salami.
Top FBSM Review of 2010
FBSMexpert
I’m glad to award this to FBSMexpert, who has provided this community with great info. I award this for two highly viewed reviews that he did: “Horrible experience: Becky” (which was less than 30 words long) and “New Girl from Adult Gigs: Angela” who has become a FS provider on P411. Honorable mentions go out to ThRockMorton as well as Tristan20092009, who reviewed CaliGirl; subsequent posts reveals that mom is also in the biz! In any event, presenting this award is Anna Carter, who is quite a good masseuse herself. Anna, would you present? Anna! Get out from under my podium! That’s not the job I wanted you to blow them away with!
Top Visiting Provider Review of 2010
AusTech
Thanks for your review, “Blinded by Britney Jaye” the Dallas gal with some of the most graphically confusing ads I’ve ever seen (http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/4121474). Then again, so is her ECCIE handle. AusTech, your review generated over 12,000 views. That’s impressive, particularly since you hardly post on ECCIE!
Top Review of a BP Gal in 2010
Bigguy006
BigGuy, you are one impressive dude! You have several highly viewed reviews, among them for Sheila (http://sheilashane.escort-site.com/photos.phtml), Jade, and Kelli (who I no longer consider BP). But you win the award for your review, “Real Life Brunette Barbie (Alise/Carmen,)” which generated 15,000 views. Whew! That’s impressive! http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ise-21/3957927
By the way, I was going to get Kelli out here once again to present the award, but she’s apparently busy putting on a whipped cream bikini and practicing how to bend over (http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=907011#post907011)
Top Review of a Local Provider in 2010
Russ Tworthy
Well, Russ, my Aubrey Taylor review almost beat you out, but for this year, you da man, for your review, “A new 'Star' on Backpage.” Of course, I realize that this could have qualified for the BP category, but since Star has become a member on ECCIE, I put it here. Thank you for giving us many stellar reviews and introducing several new ladies here. I was going to have Caroline come out and present this award to you in nothing but her high heels, but unfortunately she is still in Dallas!
Special Mentions to ECCIE Ladies whose multiple reviews were highly viewed
Adrianna
Aubrey Taylor
College Cutie
Kelli Lovve
MaddieTheCoed
Thanks for making it so much fun for us guys!
Top Question of 2010
atxRefman
Refman’s thread, “Old school providers: Where are they now?” generated over 17,000 views, and lots of interesting info on providers who I will never meet, but wish I could. Honorable mention should also go to HolyCow24, who asked for the “Best FBSM in town” which generated 10,000 views, although perhaps he should have just asked FBSMexpert!
Top Rant of 2010
BritneyBangs
Conrats, BritneyBangs, for “CONDOMNATION BBFS” which generated over 100 responses. Presenting this award is GFElala, who’s rant, “WOW!!! I had no idea that the guys here in Austin would cancel this much!!” only came in fourth place.
GFElala: You mean I didn’t win? Jeez…I could have just stayed in Dallas!
Top Game of 2010
iBeChill
This was a fun category! I hope there are more nominees next year. I’m still intrigued by Natalie Reign’s “ATF Trading Game” but iBeChill’s thread, “Guess That Provider” generated 6,000 views and 132 responses! I particularly like the fact that so many of the ladies participated. Thanks! Presenting this award is one of my favorites… hey why don’t we play guess that provider? Okay, she’s someone I’ve reviewed before…any guesses?
Favorite Whispers Thread of 2010
Ivory of Landing Strip/Coming soon XTC
Well, Whispers, I’m not sure you are the most prolific poster in Austin, but your 233 original posts must certainly be up there. Your most popular one concerned Ivory, who is here to present the award to you:
Ivory: I just want to say that when I said that “All of the guys who post ARE assholes” what I really meant to say is that all the guys who post HAVE assholes.” By the way, check out my website (IvoryX.net) to see what’s in mine!
Favorite Natalie Reign Thread of 2010
Taylor - There is something very wrong with you
Natalie, I’m not sure if you are the most prolific female poster on ECCIE, but you surely must be up there. Nonetheless, you trail your new buddy Whispers by a considerable amount – you “only” started 70 thread last year, which just goes to show that that ladies need to speak up more on ECCIE! In any event, presenting this award is a recent ECCIE addition, Maci Lynn, who has done some nice posting of her own recently.
Maci Lynn: Who wants to see my underwear?
Top Welcome Wagon Ad from a Visiting Provider
TiffanyLynn
Tiffany, I’ve never met you, and based on your reviews, I probably never will. But you certainly captivated us folks in Austin, with over 8,000 views and 83 horny responses from the guys (“Hello Austin...TiffanyLynn here and looking to get reviews!”)
Top Welcome Wagon Ad from a Local Provider
KARRISSA SKY, Your GIRL NEXT Door, SEXY NEW PLAYMATE, THE SKY is the LIMIT!!!!
Well, Karrisa, you broke the rules by posting four times in the welcome wagon, but what can I say, I still have a soft spot in my heart for you (or is it a hard spot in my pants? Oh, whatever!). Your four posts generated over 9,000 views and at least one frustrated response (from your truly, prior to actually meeting you). Honorable mentions should probably go out to LauraLucks (7,000 views), some Michigan girl who has since left the board (6,000 views), and ItalianJackie (6,000 views), along with Toi, Zoey and College Cutie, who all got more views with a single ad.
Top Welcome Wagon Ad who became a Big Disappointment
Kayla Hitlon
What a great category! So many to choose from, but Kayla was the hands down winner. I even got sucked into it all! And here to accept the award is Kayla herself!
“Kayla”: Thank you
CJ: Hey, you don’t look like Kayla.
“Kayla”: well, I’m Kayla’s “manager”
CJ: So you were the one who “managed” to post all her ads, respond on all her threads while she was actually in a session and register her as Kayla “Hitlon” in instead of “Hilton”????
“Kayla”: You mean that’s not the way to spell Hilton?
Top Provider Ad from a Local Provider
Maya
Actually, the award was supposed to go to “Austin's Finest Dirty Maid CLEAN by Nadiya” but I realized that ole Nadiya was banned, so she’s disqualified. So the award goes to Maya for her ad, “Bikini days are slowly fading,” which contained some great photos (which have since been removed). Note to providers… ads with photos get more views (as if y’all didn’t know that already)!
Top Provider Ad from a Local Newbie
Haley
Congratulations, you sexy thing, on getting 3,000 views from your maiden ad, “New college cutie .” You certainly picked three choice words to use! Honorable mention should probably be extended to MarianX, the elusive Aubrey Taylor, and SexxyCarmela. Presenting this award is Sophie Bella!
Sophie: Can I please spank her?
Top Provider Ad from a Traveling Provider
Brooke Cumsalot
Brooke, I’m so sorry to have missed you on your visit to Austin, but you certainly generated a great deal of interest. Your ad generated almost 3,500 views. More importantly, you managed to wear out Metal Smith in an hour… not an easy feat!
Top Multi-Partner Review of 2010
AangBang
AB, I’m glad to see you won an award. There are only a few guys who dare to go beyond doubles and write about it (Delanie Smith, Madison May, and Bentley Stars are a TRIPLE threat! Debauchery at its finest!). Honorable mention should go out to Monk Rasputin, who’s managed to live to tell about multi-partner sessions with Maxeen, Heather, Tess, and Sophia; and Iron Butterfly with his Ella, Sophie, Sophia, and Julia Milano round robin! Presenting the award to AangBang are my upcoming doubles partners, Natalie Reign and Kelli Lovve!
CJ: Ummm…. Hey Natalie, why does Kelli have that enormous salami in her mouth?
Natalie: She says she’s practicing for our upcoming dinner date.
CJ: Tell her she needs a bigger salami.
Top FBSM Review of 2010
FBSMexpert
I’m glad to award this to FBSMexpert, who has provided this community with great info. I award this for two highly viewed reviews that he did: “Horrible experience: Becky” (which was less than 30 words long) and “New Girl from Adult Gigs: Angela” who has become a FS provider on P411. Honorable mentions go out to ThRockMorton as well as Tristan20092009, who reviewed CaliGirl; subsequent posts reveals that mom is also in the biz! In any event, presenting this award is Anna Carter, who is quite a good masseuse herself. Anna, would you present? Anna! Get out from under my podium! That’s not the job I wanted you to blow them away with!
Top Visiting Provider Review of 2010
AusTech
Thanks for your review, “Blinded by Britney Jaye” the Dallas gal with some of the most graphically confusing ads I’ve ever seen (http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/4121474). Then again, so is her ECCIE handle. AusTech, your review generated over 12,000 views. That’s impressive, particularly since you hardly post on ECCIE!
Top Review of a BP Gal in 2010
Bigguy006
BigGuy, you are one impressive dude! You have several highly viewed reviews, among them for Sheila (http://sheilashane.escort-site.com/photos.phtml), Jade, and Kelli (who I no longer consider BP). But you win the award for your review, “Real Life Brunette Barbie (Alise/Carmen,)” which generated 15,000 views. Whew! That’s impressive! http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ise-21/3957927
By the way, I was going to get Kelli out here once again to present the award, but she’s apparently busy putting on a whipped cream bikini and practicing how to bend over (http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=907011#post907011)
Top Review of a Local Provider in 2010
Russ Tworthy
Well, Russ, my Aubrey Taylor review almost beat you out, but for this year, you da man, for your review, “A new 'Star' on Backpage.” Of course, I realize that this could have qualified for the BP category, but since Star has become a member on ECCIE, I put it here. Thank you for giving us many stellar reviews and introducing several new ladies here. I was going to have Caroline come out and present this award to you in nothing but her high heels, but unfortunately she is still in Dallas!
Special Mentions to ECCIE Ladies whose multiple reviews were highly viewed
Adrianna
Aubrey Taylor
College Cutie
Kelli Lovve
MaddieTheCoed
Thanks for making it so much fun for us guys!
- Brooke Cumsalot
- 01-07-2011, 02:04 PM
SOO BROOKIE NEEDS TO CUM-BACK-TO-AUSTIN-ALOT?
- Haley
- 01-08-2011, 12:55 AM
You like me, you really like me
Thanks cj and to all my eccie friends that
Have made my life a little spicier
Thanks cj and to all my eccie friends that
Have made my life a little spicier
- AangBang
- 01-08-2011, 01:44 PM
CityJazz,
When you see Natalie Reign and Kelli Lovve tell 'em I would love to sample that sandwich!
When you see Natalie Reign and Kelli Lovve tell 'em I would love to sample that sandwich!
- Yssup Rider
- 01-08-2011, 02:49 PM
YOW! Seems like some folks have WAY too much time on their hands.
Remember, familiarity breeds contempt (of court).
Congratulations to you one and all.
YOW!
Remember, familiarity breeds contempt (of court).
Congratulations to you one and all.
YOW!
- Bigguy006
- 01-14-2011, 11:32 AM
So who presents me my award? 