Hi Buffalo !!!

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Age: 50

Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Nice figure,tits 34b,cute ass,her face reflects her age more so than her body.


from a Encounter report, not sure if true or not

sooooooooooooo I would do it, But first would want a drink with at one of ROC M&G's
awesome would be at one that another certain lady shows up

they ether behave, cool, or a cat fight starts.

I'm getting to old and know better now NOT ta break up a bitch fight
if by ups n tried, I taint sayin my health problem that would may it easy for one of ta take me out as I would be shopping, why make it so can't do a later that night hook up
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I would prefer to be visited by a swarm of locusts than attend a function with male lesbians and prostitutes.

50 years old is a little outside of my comfort zone.

I can take 99.999% of females in a fist fight but wouldn't do it and would actually be revolted to witness women punching one another, although with whores it may be a different story. Still not sure, even with whores.

I don't mind shooting the shit with 50 year old women and wouldn't even necessarily be against fucking one if I were attracted to her and she wasn't a prostitute, but with whores I hold them to a different standard. Not necessarily higher or lower, but different.
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for me 50 can be ok depends on looks n how she acts



fist fight ahhhhhhhh errrrr ya never seen two ahem Lady's go at have ya ?
takes 4 guys ta break up two lady's going at it

ya need ta take out the uses of arms n hand as another guys grabs the legs

at same time two other guys taking out the other same way.

They grab n scratch and kick

if a guy thinking fists, he better be wherein shin guards and a nut cup LOL

guy in football gear without the shoulder pads may have a shot ta win if she ready ta rumble
I don't thinck your student will be able to cut it....
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I don't thinck your student will be able to cut it.... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
ya if a girl ready to rumble with you or ya trying break up two at it. A fist is the last thing ya have ta worry about. But if one make a fist, ya about ta lose a tooth, Only way I fount ta end in that case is spit the tooth out and just stair at her like ya don't give a rats ass about the tooth
the few times I worked as a bouncer, guys working with would pray no fights and if one its guys.


One time at AC at a Xmas party. I saw a spinner beat the shit out of a big trucker. Every one just watched. Bouncers waited till she had him crying ta kick both out

When ya piss off a lady ta make her ready ta go at ya, ya done
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for me 50 can be ok depends on looks n how she acts



fist fight ahhhhhhhh errrrr ya never seen two ahem Lady's go at have ya ?
takes 4 guys ta break up two lady's going at it

ya need ta take out the uses of arms n hand as another guys grabs the legs

at same time two other guys taking out the other same way.

They grab n scratch and kick

if a guy thinking fists, he better be wherein shin guards and a nut cup LOL

guy in football gear without the shoulder pads may have a shot ta win if she ready ta rumble Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Ridiculous.
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ya if a girl ready to rumble with you or ya trying break up two at it. A fist is the last thing ya have ta worry about. But if one make a fist, ya bout ta lose a tooth, Only way I fount ta end in that case is spit the tooth out and just stair at her like ya don't give a rats ass about the tooth Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
So you are physically incapable of handling an unruly female. OK.
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Please keep in mind folks that your pal Next Best Thing would pretty much never strike a female with his fists, and in fact finds this behavior appalling. However, I would restrain one if necessary and feel quite comfortable with my ability to pull it off.

My dick also works, and I can find it without help. It's also visible from a frontal view and I don't have to move any wayward body part(s) out of the way for a lucky young lady to see it.
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So you are physically incapable of handling an unruly female. OK. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Last time I tried was young n healthy, I was hired as a bouncers a few times. shot tear at the CA Brew...once at the Spur of ,,,,

I'm telling you full time bounces feel safer breaking up guys over girls
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Please keep in mind folks that your pal Next Best Thing would pretty much never strike a female with his fists, and in fact finds this behavior appalling. However, I would restrain one if necessary and feel quite comfortable with my ability to pull it off.

My dick also works, and I can find it without help. It's also visible from a frontal view and I don't have to move any wayward body part(s) out of the way for a lucky young lady to see it. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
your shins n balls going ta hurt like hell
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Last time I tried was young n healthy, I was hired as a bouncers a few times. shot tear at the CA Brew...once at the Spur of ,,,,

I'm telling you full time bounces feel safer breaking up guys over girls Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Probably because they don't want to hurt the girls for fear of consequences if one hurts an individual with privilege.

Not impressed by bouncers either, sorry.
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your shins in balls going ta hurt like hell Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Nope.
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Probably because they don't want to hurt the girls for fear of consequences if one hurts an individual with privilege.

Not impressed by bouncers either, sorry. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
no fear


Nope. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
have fun at the trial for killing



yup, ya never have seen two lady's go at it

girls give in easier than guys so most times no rumble

BUT once past fear of fighting and go at it, they go at it fully, no rules.

If ya let em go at it. Even the winner will mostly nude now outfit ripped right off. missing hair and also maybe some scalp. Scratched n bleeding face, back ares legs etx.

watch out for the one that lost, she may sucker take the other and its starts over .
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no fear



have fun at the trial for killing



yup, ya never have seen two lady's go at it

girls give in easier than guys so most times no rumble

BUT once past fear of fighting and go at it, they go at it fully, no rules.

If ya let em go at it. Even the winner will mostly nude now outfit ripped right off. missing hair and also maybe some scalp. Scratched n bleeding face, back ares legs etx.

watch out for the one that lost, she may sucker take the other and its starts over . Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Wrong.
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I don't thinck your student will be able to cut it.... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
yup ya right darn it