If The Tables Were Turned and The Men were Providers

I would have a hot babe for a pimp.

I would have a hot babe for a pimp. Originally Posted by ThinWhiteDuke

A hot babe dressed in a purple fedora with a peacock feather sticking out, a long, black leather coat with a bling, bling diamond necklace rolling up in a Caddy with spinners to biatch slap your sorry butt for not keeping her in enough diamonds......what an image.

I was thinking more as 5'3, Caucasian, brunette, blue eyed goddess in a purple corset.

If I were a male escort servicing the ladies, I would not upcharge for Greek.

That is my policy!

If I were a male escort servicing the ladies, I would not upcharge for Greek.

That is my policy! Originally Posted by regreq

Oh boy are you asking for it, LOL being there's a few that I know of that pack strap-ons

I sure hope they offer discounts for ladies' birthdays...or over 30, or if I have to drive more than 5 miles to their destination, or...oh nevermind lo;

It's me, or it's free....

ALWAYS on time....(*winking at those who know me better*)

And I'll advertise in ALL of the forums, knowing full well that the only place I'm putting out is in FORT WORTH! No outcalls!

"Come see me to get SHAFTED..."
"I'll give ya the whole nine yards..."
"I'll speak your name...hell, I'll scream it..."
"I'll give you an automatic Provider OK..."
"Bring your strap-on...I just LOVE greek"
"Looking for a SB? You've found him, cheap!"

Hopeless romantic looking to share his passion for the moment.
Passionate middle-aged male that loves to kiss, drink nice wine, makes sensual toasts, flirts, more kissing, slow dancing with more kissing and takes his time throughout the evening. Not a wine drinker? I have several bottles of champagne on hand as well as a fully stocked bar.
Would enjoy cooking a healthy romantic meal then showing off my "desert skills".
Eager to dress up...or down... to suit the mood of the evening.
Well groomed and always fresh and clean.
Romantic and passionate ladies only.
Looking forward to our first kiss, first touch, and ...YOU can let your imagination take it where you want it to go!

Being this was my original thought on this before, I'll have to start with it.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=97495

Sitting There All Alone?
Watching Boring ReRuns?
Feeling a Itch That Needs To Be Licked?
Fingers Too Tired To Play?
Stressful Day has you wound Up Tight As A Drum?
SO giving you the Wham Bam Thank You Mam Treatment?
Your BOB is on the Fritz or Wore Out or Just NOT Getting the Job Done Anymore?
Have a House Full of Dead Batteries?
Past Incounters Left You UnSatisfied?
Looking For Something More?
Wanting to feel your Clit ENLARGED & SUCKED?
Feeling the Need To Squirt (If a Squirter)?

If you Answered Yes to Any of the Above Questions
Then PM Rcoop361,
He has the Answers to your Prayers
Location Given Afer Proper Screening
Rates will be discussed In Person After a thorough Search for Recording Devices (may include a Cavity Search)
True BFE Experience & Aims to Please
Activities
DFK, DATY, F(Face)CG/w Custom Toy, will allow CG, RCG, Mish, K9, CFS, CIM(if you are a Squirter, Just Don't Drown Me) and Much More Just Ask:yikes :
(Sorry No Strap-On Greek Allowed at this time)
(Showering Facilities Available As No Activities Will Happen If UnClean, will not count towards your Time) Originally Posted by Rcoop361

I can see it now.....my WW greeting....
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IF U DON'T CUM, U DON'T PAY-TALL, DARK, & HANDSOME-Slick Willy

Hey all you DFW ladies, I'm new to this area, but not new to the business (wink). Always on time and never rushed. At 5'11" and 235lbs, my toned body will have you cumming back for more. Always groomed, from head to...well, you know. Not a clock watcher, and I truly enjoy what I do. Full menu, and more. Your true BFE!! My guarantee....if you don't cum, you don't pay, and I've never had to go back on my word. Working on provider status and need reviews, so hit me up for my specials at peenus4fun@urplace.com. Pictures upon request. Your equal opportunity provider.......Fetishes and all ethnicities welcome. No TS.

Please be respectful. No blocked calls. No texts. If you have dentures, then they must be worn during our meeting. No granny panties allowed. Please be discreet and clean, as I am. Look forward to hearing from you soon.

FREEEEEEE WILLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

All above material is for entertainment purposes (mostly by me), and is no way a service.
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HAHAHAHA....hope I can live on $10/year!!!!

You guys are FUNNY Today!!

Oh that is some bs.....

Thats discrimination.....

I do like this ad though........you sound dreamy ....

I can see it now.....my WW greeting....
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IF U DON'T CUM, U DON'T PAY-TALL, DARK, & HANDSOME-Slick Willy

Hey all you DFW ladies, I'm new to this area, but not new to the business (wink). Always on time and never rushed. At 5'11" and 235lbs, my toned body will have you cumming back for more. Always groomed, from head to...well, you know. Not a clock watcher, and I truly enjoy what I do. Full menu, and more. Your true BFE!! My guarantee....if you don't cum, you don't pay, and I've never had to go back on my word. Working on provider status and need reviews, so hit me up for my specials at peenus4fun@urplace.com. Pictures upon request. Your equal opportunity provider.......Fetishes and all ethnicities welcome. No TS.

Please be respectful. No blocked calls. No texts. If you have dentures, then they must be worn during our meeting. No granny panties allowed. Please be discreet and clean, as I am. Look forward to hearing from you soon.

FREEEEEEE WILLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

All above material is for entertainment purposes (mostly by me), and is no way a service.
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HAHAHAHA....hope I can live on $10/year!!!! Originally Posted by slickwilly_b

You seem dreamy to...

Hopeless romantic looking to share his passion for the moment.
Passionate middle-aged male that loves to kiss, drink nice wine, makes sensual toasts, flirts, more kissing, slow dancing with more kissing and takes his time throughout the evening. Not a wine drinker? I have several bottles of champagne on hand as well as a fully stocked bar.
Would enjoy cooking a healthy romantic meal then showing off my "desert skills".
Eager to dress up...or down... to suit the mood of the evening.
Well groomed and always fresh and clean.
Romantic and passionate ladies only.
Looking forward to our first kiss, first touch, and ...YOU can let your imagination take it where you want it to go! Originally Posted by italian1

First I would retire, then I would list my age in provider years and my weight in provider pounds, then go UTR, YMMV.