A Provider Rant – Did This Hobbyist Step Over The Line

Oh Sweetheart, look at you trying to be helpful. It's nice to know that all your opinions and thoughts that aren't filled with bile and spite. I'm just keepin' it realz and all for you Fo'Realz, but I do have a question for ya..................... When you say sweet things like this do you say it in a fake Southern or a fake English accent? Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

LOL! Oh Olivia, I do love it so when we get some decent repartee on this board.

sounds like something a certain "fine" provider would say Originally Posted by ZedX79

BDD- You expected me to have lunch with you OFF THE CLOCK, then go to my place and pay for a show. I don't have to give up my time for free. How dare you try to round up sympathy.

Your exact words were lunch off the clock. I don't have to put up with that from you or anyone else.

It is my time. My rates are on my website. If you don't like how I do business then move on.

I will save my manners and skills for someone who treats me like a lady rather than someone to insult me with his stupidity and feels that they are entitled to OFF THE CLOCK time with me. Originally Posted by mikkifine

Phantom of the opera- You do not tell me what to do. You are not going to give me a lesson on how to conduct myself either. I don't care what you do with yourself.

You must have me confused with someone else. Originally Posted by mikkifine

I knew it! I guessed right. Originally Posted by ZedX79

Wait...you actually wanted to book a session with Mikki Fine???? For the love of god why??? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Only on Icky, folks. This thread is SO fucking Eccie.
1) Guy asks our opinion.
2) Gets bombarded with opinions.
3) Hooktard gets drunk and outs herself.

Only on Eccie. I'm fucking dying here.......

If you wanted to bang a crazy chick I could've hooked you up for free (+ the cost of getting your car repainted and a new antenna). I've got about 15 numbers I can give you up here in The Woodlands. They'd go to lunch with you too, except it would make them think you care and they'd start marriage planning.

I see providers specifically to AVOID crazy.

LOL! Oh Olivia, I do love it so when we get some decent repartee on this board. Originally Posted by Tobor the 8th Man

LOL back at 'cha Cutie . Yes Fo'Realz loves to follow my posts and leave little love notes for me. Just sayin' LOL. He always heads back to his practiced, manicured English cave........................or the Spider Hole........................wh ere certain things need to remain. He's a stickler for rulez and all - after all. He secretly just luv, luv, luvz me. But this thread isn't about Fo'Realz is it LOL?

If you wanted to bang a crazy chick I could've hooked you up for free (+ the cost of getting your car repainted and a new antenna). I've got about 15 numbers I can give you up here in The Woodlands. They'd go to lunch with you too, except it would make them think you care and they'd start marriage planning.

I see providers specifically to AVOID crazy. Originally Posted by BBWrider

So hook me up , I have a hooptie just for such craziness . Let them plan away , keeps them busy ! Besides I only have eyes for one !

This is The Woodlands, you already messed it up with the hoopty idea. It only works if they think you have a few dollars they can con you out of to help raise their sniveling children. Just take my word for it and pay for it outright instead of with little pieces of your soul over and over.

Especially if you bang big nasty/older than dirt ones like I do. It's embarassing when a huge/face like shoe leather chick tracks you down and cusses you out in front of a bar full of people.

Hahahahaha !

Next time just bring a feed bag for her

Wait...you actually wanted to book a session with Mikki Fine???? For the love of god why??? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Its amazing how many guessed who the provider was. As wakeup stated and you wanted take her for a free lunch, you should have read her ???? reviews and posts. There are a lot of normal providers that would gone to lunch with you off the clock. I have done this many times. She could have been respectful and simply declined and said her pussy does not take a lunch break. There was no reason for her to go bonkers.

The smart thing for her to do was to keep her mouth shut and not reply, no one would have known who this rude person was, not a bright move.

It only works if they think you have a few dollars they can con you out of to help raise their sniveling children. Originally Posted by BBWrider

That ain't just in the woodlands, BBWr.

That ain't just in the woodlands, BBWr. Originally Posted by Tobor the 8th Man

True, but (partly because of women's expectations here) this is the headquarters of the $50k a year millionare. Leasing BMW 6 series that cost 50% of their monthly income, owning a house that costs 55% of their monthly income and spending an additional 25% of their monthly income on stupid ass looking affliction trash. Throw in a faux hawk and and a rehearsed fake smile while frowning and you have the quintesential Woodlands douchebag.

PS: I intended for the total to come out to over 100%.



Back on Topic though: The chick's reply was clinical crazy. Crazy bitches are free of charge and easy to find, no reason to pay to see one, or take one to lunch for that matter. Bail the fuck out. End of story

True, but (partly because of women's expectations here) this is the headquarters of the $50k a year millionare. Originally Posted by BBWrider

$50k a year millionaire! I love it. Great analogy and line. I'm gonna steal it from you.

This is The Woodlands, you already messed it up with the hoopty idea. It only works if they think you have a few dollars they can con you out of to help raise their sniveling children. Just take my word for it and pay for it outright instead of with little pieces of your soul over and over.

Especially if you bang big nasty/older than dirt ones like I do. It's embarassing when a huge/face like shoe leather chick tracks you down and cusses you out in front of a bar full of people. Originally Posted by BBWrider

I'm up here and bored. Show me crazy, I can handle it.

Olivia, I love ya! Fo Realz!

I have been asked to join for lunch or drinks before a session and its either at a time when I am not ready to eat, and I don't drink lol. But there is no reason to be rude, its just a question! As you said, she could have just answered nicer and you would have had a good session with or without her joining you for lunch. I won't say "great session", cause you have those with me....jk

And by the time I post this, the origional thread starter was edited out. So just going by what is said.

I have been asked to join for lunch or drinks before a session and its either at a time when I am not ready to eat, and I don't drink lol. But there is no reason to be rude, its just a question! As you said, she could have just answered nicer and you would have had a good session with or without her joining you for lunch. I won't say "great session", cause you have those with me....jk

And by the time I post this, the origional thread starter was edited out. So just going by what is said. Originally Posted by bustyamy

BA,

I made a simple offer to Provider Lady to join me for lunch on me if she had an interest in doing so. If not, I tried to make it clear that I was interested in a session later that afternoon, or at a later time, or both. What can I say? I am a lover, not a fighter...

A simple, civil "Thank you, but I can't do lunch today, but am available later" would have been nice. Instead, I received something totally rude and unexpected, given the dozen or so PM's Provider Lady and I had exchanged over the prior 3 weeks. And then she added me to the National Blacklist. Oh well...what's a guy to do?

I don't have a reference point with Provider Lady, but I know for sure all of our sessions have been pleasurable and memorable Miss Amy. Glad you have returned from your short hiatus. I hope you are doing well.

BDD