Do men get inconvenient erections?

luv2rimgirlsdfw's Avatar
It was for you E.
Doug4343's Avatar
Since starting t shots ive been getting some random ones. Had one pop today with female in office....had to slide up to the table fast to hide it
Every single day. LOL
It happens often and doesn’t embarrass me a bit. The part that is embarrassing is when I have to try and discretely “adjust” it when it binds up in my underwear. Lol
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  • 11-23-2019, 05:46 PM
Yup. Especially since I haven't had sex in over 4 years.
LOL, so when I saw this thread....I was thinking more about a guy that pops an ED pill and suddenly scheduled chick no shows, goes silent, etc. That's fucking INCONVENIENT.
Doc gave me a Stendra sample. I had plans later and took a whole one before walking into a foot spa. I thought a good massage would help me wind down. Little did I know that Stendra hits in 15 minutes. Gave that gal one helluva show.
melannie_star's Avatar
I have fun with the Permanent Boners!
I like to inflate the balls and watch your stick rise.
Then when I'm done with it, you can put it away
Randall Creed's Avatar
I like when women have to squeeze past me in limited space situations, and graze my wood with their big ol, round asses.

Some of them can be such devils and toot it out juuuust a little extra, and maybe slight delay and be a real tease. Combine this with that smell good body spray they be wearing....

This went on a lot more in the old days. Not so much in modern times.

This is definitely one way to test a man's libido a bit, I would say. If moments like this doesn't give you wood, you probably got some issues down there.
It happens to me from time to time and I have to beat it down to show it who's boss.
Say What's Avatar
No such thing as an inconvenient erection...just ones that are more convenient than others.
Yea I do, especially when I am on my way home from Germany. I have usually spent a week or two playing the game, and am all hyped up on Cialis. So will be on the plane and all of a sudden get a raging hard on. So far I dont think anyone has noticed.
pmdelites's Avatar
Do you have a larger penis? Wouldn't that make a big (big haha) difference on which way your member is pointed?
===>pmd: medium portion packed - 6" or so.

If the bulge doesn't show, or isn't a problem either way, wouldn't it make sense to point your cock in the direction that is most comfortable?
I'm a big fan of comfort!!! (Not such a gratuitous hint: I'm craving a massage with my own massage oil that I do sell! Ask me.)
===>pmd: that is why i asked - which direction is more comfortable for the guys?

Looking forward to reading what other's suggest.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
tho i dont usually get boners in yoga class, i often have to rearrange lil delites cos some position is squishing him, causing a bit of a pinch & ouch!!
johnclark's Avatar
You know when you're in the self checkout line and you're ready to pay and that animated chick on the screen in the gray slacks bends over to insert her money? BAM!
Pistol Man's Avatar
ElisabethWhispers, at this point in my life no erection is inconvenient; a surprise, perhaps, but never inconvenient!