He's flirting with you, dilbert. He wants you to invite him over to see your dick pic collection. Originally Posted by lustyladurm. I don't have a dick collection. I didn't even bookmark it like some of the others I've posted.
- dilbert firestorm
- 12-07-2017, 07:47 PM
- LexusLover
- 12-08-2017, 06:27 AM
Did AssUp actually tell someone "to grow up"?
That's rich.
He's mentally and emotionally still in kindergarten and he wants to lecture people on maturity? What a loser! He is so much of a LOSER he probably can't even win DOTY OF 2017!!!!!! And he's been campaigning for the "honor" all year!
That's rich.
He's mentally and emotionally still in kindergarten and he wants to lecture people on maturity? What a loser! He is so much of a LOSER he probably can't even win DOTY OF 2017!!!!!! And he's been campaigning for the "honor" all year!
- Budman
- 12-08-2017, 07:35 AM
Did AssUp actually tell someone "to grow up"?Brad Paisley has a song describing Captain Koolaid perfectly. Read the lyrics and tell me that doesn't sound like that POS.
That's rich.
He's mentally and emotionally still in kindergarten and he wants to lecture people on maturity? What a loser! He is so much of a LOSER he probably can't even win DOTY OF 2017!!!!!! And he's been campaigning for the "honor" all year! Originally Posted by LexusLover
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace
'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when…
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
- LexusLover
- 12-08-2017, 09:28 AM
100%!
And it reminds me of when the "chat rooms" cranked up someone posted a stat confirming there were more "commercial pilots" logged into the chat rooms than the FAA had issued licenses.
Luke was a "living legend" in his mind. And AssUp is right behind him!
And it reminds me of when the "chat rooms" cranked up someone posted a stat confirming there were more "commercial pilots" logged into the chat rooms than the FAA had issued licenses.
Luke was a "living legend" in his mind. And AssUp is right behind him!