You know you are a hobbyiest when...

When you drive 80 mph on the 59 trying to make it on time.

When you drive 80 mph on the 59 trying to make it on time. Originally Posted by GeoEgo

No chit!!! I cannot fathom how many times I've sped to be on time for a date only to have to sit, texting my ass-off, for 12/15 minutes after I arrived ON TIME.

a new woman in the real world and wonder whats her real name

When you wish every fine ass woman you see was a provider. I know there's a lot of women I see that I would gladly pay. LOL Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

DITTO - Ice Cream!!

When you are more concerned with getting to the appointment than getting gas lol. Done that several times myself.

when you are getting a hair cut at a chinese/vietnamese hair cut place and wonder if the cute hair stylist could/will provide.

And when you get back to your wife and she wants to get on you and you push her back and say: "you crazy bitch never go bareback." Originally Posted by Benny

OMG... THAT IS JUST AWFUL, but true.

omg this is bad....
but when i told the boyfriend....no "digits"...
(i shouldve just told him im a germaphobe and dont want his fingers in my cooch....but i said digits!! )

lol...or how i sometimes get annoyed when a bill comes with an "empty" return - envelope.
dont they know...
im the one supposed to be receiving envelopes with money, not me sending them an envelope with my money

When you turn down a date's invitation to come in her apartment, in order to dash over to an incall.

a new woman in the real world and wonder whats her real name Originally Posted by petiteassman

When you are surprised to see a girl friend's name & private info in the white pages.

I suppose a viariation on this theme might be: your ATF is booked for the evening so you might as well stay with your date and after the sex you say: "you actually live here? Is that wise?"

When you step out of her apartment the morning after and come accross a colleague from work and instead of gloating you are embarassed.

When NE and SE aren't compass points.

When you have to make a conscience effort not to go to an SHMB Board, escort site or backpage when you are on any other computer other than yours lol

Just happened to me yesterday.

You get lucky on a civilian date and when after the deed she does not kick you out of her bed room you say to yourself: "hey, she's not a clockwatcher!"

When you find out you may be transferring to a new city and the first thing you do is reference the escort ads there.

When you always accidently type in ".cim" instead of ".com" on a web address....

When your SO finally realizes you've been shaving your balls and you stammer out some cockamamie excuse about how you just want to be sexy for her..........