I want to get mine done. But the gentleman that see me always say not to do it that their perfect.... I want my 21year old breasts back..... Maybe I'll wait a bit longer. Let gravity have its way with them a few more years. Lol
Originally Posted by HoustonRiley
Riley they look pretty good to me, but if it would be helpful to you for a self-appointed boob expert (me of course) to get a better look, I'd be happy to carefully peruse your current naturals to offer my expert impressions. Normally, I charge 500/hr, but I have a new client special which entails a barter of my professional services for a mere hour of your professional time and services. This special will be shortly discontinued, so I advise getting it while the gettin's good.
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don't fall for these fake boob evaluations by those so called experts known as Board Certified Plastic Surgeons who graduated from those Fake Schools like Harvard and Hopkins. (Their reports are best classified as Fake News. They claim access to facts, but we offer the new and improved facts, known as Alternative Facts.) I know far more than those fake know-it-all, post fellowship so-called Plastic Surgeons. Truth is, they jus wanna cop a feel without getting arrested, you know? we're certified, verified and approved by the BBB, the Busty Boob Ballers. We offer a reverse barter satisfaction guarantee with all of our services, and all of our exams come with a free, simultaneous pelvic exam. As long as we're already down there, we recommend a clitoral manual exam, plus a gloved, well-lubricated digital exam to rule out any incipient colonic neoplasms, or some such pathetic thing. Sad.