A Polite Reminder to the Ladies of Things That Should Be Perfectly Obvious

... when are you going to learn that? Originally Posted by NIKKILOVE

I don't need to learn that, Im not an idiot by any means. That's why I chose who I see. I don't feel real comfortable just sticking some guys dick in my mouth when he walks through the door. Just as you want your dick hard so you can fuck, id like my pussy to get wet so you can fuck me and not get a shitty session from me, so I chose to talk to kind of get comfortable. But, that's just how I am. May not be that way for every one. Remember, YOU chose who you go to see, WE do not, so for us it may take a little more than seeing your dick or lack of to get in the mood.

... When are you going to learn that?[/QUOTE]

THAT IS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP ! LMAO....
Made my silent big ass say something, hahaha...

She's right! Some of you I knew/know from these boards,
and I knew who you were with a screen name, I could give a flying shit how your wife and kids are, or your name is Mr. so and so,k and you work ___. ditto right. as long as we both speak cash, and you don't wear blue for a living. sometimes, the small talk before hand saves our ass from wearing orange too, it's just not my color. but usually that chit chat is for all you porn star men, that walk in nervous. very few of you are career hobbyist, and walk in prepared to whip it out, and have me on my knees waiting, with no words.
it's actually quite a rush that way!
but homechic is correct, we aren't all dick sucking machines..

My lesson to providers
Dont say stuff like "are you gonna give it to me?" as we are just getting started warmed up and that's the only dirty talk you have (from personal experience). We all know you want us to cum ASAP and get the hell out. Don't make that too obvious.

Please have some decent and current pictures on your showcase. Do I really need to elaborate this? It's for your own good.

Don't ask us bring you a bottle of wine if you don't have a bottle opener. I just wasted my money on a bottle of wine that I couldn't even taste.

Be punctual. Our time is as valuable as yours. Originally Posted by Traveltheworld

I can only speak for myself....but i enjoy what i do and i like to get mine as much as my client likes to get his....Im going to give what you come for and your full session I am very passionate person...If a client ends before his session its because he wanted to...leave it up to me if you come for an hour im going to make CUM for that full hour.... LOVE TO PLEASE ..

I can only speak for myself....but i enjoy what i do and i like to get mine as much as my client likes to get his....Im going to give what you come for and your full session I am very passionate person...If a client ends before his session its because he wanted to...leave it up to me if you come for an hour im going to make CUM for that full hour.... LOVE TO PLEASE .. Originally Posted by Dayna Love

Now THAT'S the attitude to have! The best experiences I've had were with ladies that weren't necessarily Penthouse material but were open, friendly and enthusiastic. Just being a 9 on the hot meter isn't enough to get junior at full mast, and like most guys on this board I'm not a necrophiliac, so the hot-girl/dead fuck thing also won't work. Outside the NC/NS thing, the cold fish dead fuck is the most annoying thing in the hobby, at least for me. Props to those ladies that actually put forth the effort.

Well said - I like Number 10. If they cant get me off (loose pussy, etc) well I drop them.

OMG my sides hurt! Too funny, and informative. This needs to be printed up into a pamphlet and handed to every BP provider you guys see.

Well said - I like Number 10. If they cant get me off (loose pussy, etc) well I drop them. Originally Posted by landon

I drop them too, and I did fake the nut one time. But I think she knew I was bull shit, don't matter never saw her again.

great list! had to bookmark it!

I can only speak for myself....but i enjoy what i do and i like to get mine as much as my client likes to get his....Im going to give what you come for and your full session I am very passionate person...If a client ends before his session its because he wanted to...leave it up to me if you come for an hour im going to make CUM for that full hour.... LOVE TO PLEASE .. Originally Posted by Dayna Love

Yep...I love what I do..

Ehhh I don't mind some chit-chat to break the ice. I'd feel awkward if I just treated a provider like a living real doll without a personality.

But yeah, don't do the duckface, ladies. It's just silly looking.

My main wish is that more providers had current, non-glamour shots in their showcases. If it looks professionally done, airbrushed, or if I have seen the same pictures for months or years I'll skip it. I want to see what you actually look like.

Also I loved the suggestion of letting us know a general side of town (even if it's just west, or east, or whatever) and I loved even more letting us know if you're in an upscale or no-tell or something in-between. I will not go to no-tells. I can never be comfortable in them and if I'm not comfortable then the session suffers for me. Just a personal thing.

Good thread.

Well said, Enderwiggin

Lmfao

OMG That was funny!!!! Thanx! Glad to see, I follow all of THOSE rules at least! LOLS

I'd love to write one of these for the guys

I'd love to write one of these for the guys Originally Posted by Valerie

I'd love to read it.

I'd love to read it. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

I'm working on it now..