Have you ever had a Booty call from a Provider? Okay, a DRUNK Provider?

Almost every single day of every week....

No, I never have! I enjoy Bringing an Un-opened bottle of Crown to a session and get Buzzed Together. (not drunk) and let the lady(s) know that i am leaving this bottle here so all enjoy. (some of the ladies on this board know what i am talking about) I have never had a provider call me already drunk while i am sober or Not buzzed. If she is the kind of lady that gets in a more romantic mood when drunk, then i would gladly accept such an offer but, if she is the kind that gets mean or sarcastic while drunk, then i would decline.

CG

Yes.

More than once.

From more than one

Happens every night.

I have got to quit waking up.

Not exactly, but I did luck into a double with two UTR ladies in Las Vegas. Long story but a good one, at least for me.

Providers drunk dial all the time!

It's even more fun when you are the significant other that's snuggled up to him when he gets the call! And of course the provider is drunk (or more), so she has to speak really loud to make sure he and everyone within thirty feet of the phone can hear her ask, "HEY! Is now a good time or no?!"

What happened to discretion...??? I'm just sayin'...

No, I never have! I enjoy Bringing an Un-opened bottle of Crown to a session and get Buzzed Together. (not drunk) and let the lady(s) know that i am leaving this bottle here so all enjoy. (some of the ladies on this board know what i am talking about) I have never had a provider call me already drunk while i am sober or Not buzzed. If she is the kind of lady that gets in a more romantic mood when drunk, then i would gladly accept such an offer but, if she is the kind that gets mean or sarcastic while drunk, then i would decline.

CG Originally Posted by Copierguy0

Hello? HELLO? Are you there? (hiccup) I just called to say hi! (hiccup) Or I think that's why I called! Hell, what time is it? (hiccup) What is your name, again? OHHHHHH, I know who you are! (hiccup) Dammit, I got to go pee! Now what was I talking about? (hiccup) Oh yeah, I'm horny.......have any cheetos at your house? (hiccup)

LOL! I've never nor will I ever make a drunk booty call!

Hello? HELLO? Are you there? (hiccup) I just called to say hi! (hiccup) Or I think that's why I called! Hell, what time is it? (hiccup) What is your name, again? OHHHHHH, I know who you are! (hiccup) Dammit, I got to go pee! Now what was I talking about? (hiccup) Oh yeah, I'm horny.......have any cheetos at your house? (hiccup)

LOL! I've never nor will I ever make a drunk booty call! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Did I forget to leave you my phone number?....let me post it here...
oh and I am fully stocked with Cheetos!!

LOL.... After she's had a few cocktails...
Ever had a Booty call from a Provider?

• CALL
• TEXT
• PM
• EMAIL
• SINGING CHICKEN

Wanting to get her drunk Groove on with you??

If, yes....did you take her up on it? Was it fun? Weird? A disaster? No big deal...you've done it before. Er...her before?

Hahaaa.... I was just curious if that happened or not. I mean....it's not ever happened to me. I've never drunk PMed anyone. Here. On the board. Nuh uh.

I was just seeing if any of the other ladies have before.

~Kelly TNT
Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

WTH!!! Im gone for a few days and theres drunkin' booty calls and Nicole puts up Spooge Bob...

Kelly you can drunk pm me netime

I got a singing chicken once.... Originally Posted by 1thatgotaway

I did too, wound up choking the shit out of it

Yes.... She loved my DATY.. Was a fun lunch.

WoW! You girls are ballsy!!!!

I would never EVER drunk dial or text a hobbyist. Even if he is my ATF.
I just never know who HE may be around, and I'm not sure which of my guys are married, attached, etc....
I have done my plenty share of drunken bootie calls in my "personal" life, but that is a whole different ball game....
This is a fun read though!

~Genesis Nicole~

When Ifirst came into the business I was waiting for a visit from a hobby friend to show but he called to set it off till the next day,not a problem I had a long day with my little girl anyway and was tired.I went to the bar at the hotal for a nightcap and after a few drinks he called to ask if I was still open,ofcourse,so he showed up to take care of his business and I have to say he done a good job at it to the point I was knocked out!He was very respectful and made sure all my things was safe and left,with my funds in a safe place,he knows who he is and still visit with him from time to time!I later found it hard to drink around very many people but for a few I enjoy a late night meeting,and for the ones that come out at night for a toast at the bar with me knows I dont have any concept of time so it makes for a really good visit.But I dont like to drink with just anyone for the fact some people are just way too silly for me,lol,had one of them too but he still comes by and visits,So maybe the next topic should be drunk clients,its two ways some people just dont like drunks.I dont mind if my hobby friends want a drink just if they are ok to make it home safe,and if a provider feels safe with a hobby friend then thats all that matters.If I ever make a drunk booty call I am not sure who I should call,anyone want to be in the group of numbers,lol?!!

yea, & it was fun to see her havn a good time all the way around, do it again, sweetie...

There are only a few select ladies who have my number. I think that's why I haven't been drunk dialed before. It would be a little flattering to me. Eventhough I would still be paying her. It's just the point that out of all the hard legs out there they would want to call me.