*Deal to Be Announced After Market Close Monday if Not Sooner, Sources Say --WSJ
Elon Musk
14m
I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
- berryberry
- 04-25-2022, 11:32 AM
*Musk, Twitter Deal to Be Valued at $44 Billion, Sources Say --WSJ
*Deal to Be Announced After Market Close Monday if Not Sooner, Sources Say --WSJ
Elon Musk
14m
I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
*Deal to Be Announced After Market Close Monday if Not Sooner, Sources Say --WSJ
Elon Musk
14m
I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
- berryberry
- 04-25-2022, 01:52 PM
JUST IN - Twitter shares halted, announcement imminent.
*TWITTER WILL BECOME A PRIVATELY HELD CO.
*TWITTER DEAL EXPECTED TO CLOSE IN 2022
*TWITTER WILL BECOME A PRIVATELY HELD CO.
*TWITTER DEAL EXPECTED TO CLOSE IN 2022
- berryberry
- 04-25-2022, 02:04 PM
Twitter Headquarters Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal Employees' Tears
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"
Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.
Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"
At publishing time, the local news channel was forced to put out a flood warning for the Twitter headquarters surrounding area for the foreseeable future as the weeping and gnashing of teeth continues.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"
Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.
Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"
At publishing time, the local news channel was forced to put out a flood warning for the Twitter headquarters surrounding area for the foreseeable future as the weeping and gnashing of teeth continues.
- berryberry
- 04-25-2022, 03:46 PM
JUST IN - Twitter's source code is locked down to make it harder for it's libtard employees to make unauthorized changes to the platform, Bloomberg reports.
- berryberry
- 04-27-2022, 01:38 PM
Elon Musk - "Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech"
- berryberry
- 05-04-2022, 11:48 AM
JUST IN - George Soros, Clinton/Obama staffers, and European governments are behind "anti-Musk campaign" to force big corporations to boycott Twitter.
Some of the most high-profile liberal figures have joined together to encourage advertisers to boycott Twitter if Elon Musk brings in his promised policy of unfettered 'free speech.'
Twenty six NGOs and advocacy groups signed a letter expressing concern about the world's richest man's plan.
Musk himself responded to the letter asking who funded them: the answer being an assortment of 'dark money groups' like George Soros's Open Society Foundation; NGOs founded by former Clinton and Obama administration staffers; wealthy Democrat donors and their family foundations; labor unions; and the governments of European nations.
https://t.co/Ia5xBU1PeC
Some of the most high-profile liberal figures have joined together to encourage advertisers to boycott Twitter if Elon Musk brings in his promised policy of unfettered 'free speech.'
Twenty six NGOs and advocacy groups signed a letter expressing concern about the world's richest man's plan.
Musk himself responded to the letter asking who funded them: the answer being an assortment of 'dark money groups' like George Soros's Open Society Foundation; NGOs founded by former Clinton and Obama administration staffers; wealthy Democrat donors and their family foundations; labor unions; and the governments of European nations.
https://t.co/Ia5xBU1PeC
- berryberry
- 05-09-2022, 01:18 PM
This is the way
ELON MUSK :
"Twitter obv has a strong left wing bias. Like I said, my preference is to hew close to the laws of countries in which Twitter operates. If the citizens want something banned, then pass a law to do so, otherwise it should be allowed."
ELON MUSK :
"Twitter obv has a strong left wing bias. Like I said, my preference is to hew close to the laws of countries in which Twitter operates. If the citizens want something banned, then pass a law to do so, otherwise it should be allowed."
- berryberry
- 05-10-2022, 01:08 PM
*MUSK: TWITTER'S `STRONG LEFT BIAS' ROOTED IN SAN FRANCISCO HQ