How bad do you want it?

To be honest "rubbing one out" tends to put things back into perspective for me... Originally Posted by L.A.

I prefer a NOONER with myself LOL

depends on the girl and when i last got some.
If it has been 6 hours or more since i last fucked, and the girl has all her teeth,i will answer any booty call.
and for Reese,i would fuck her on the pulpit or in the dr's waiting room.

To be honest "rubbing one out" tends to put things back into perspective for me........gross but true. Originally Posted by L.A.

I swear to you this has happened to me...

Client contacted me to see if I was available...I said I was...got shower going and all that good stuff.

Fiddle faddled - nothing settled on. Well, I was off from my day job and my lovely friends send me some good porn links. So hells bells - I thought I was gonna get some - and then I wasn't, turned shower back off. (client said he changed his mind, so I was like, fuck it...I'm gonna finish myself off with this good nasty porn)

Shit you not, less than ten minutes later (doesn't take oneself very long to get off when you have already been looking at the good NASTY stuff, right? you feel me? heh heh, Allll Right!) he texts me back and says, ok...can you still come by?
It went something like this. (I don't remember exactly...but bear with me)

I'm like, uh nope.
Why not?
Cuz I'm done.
What?
I'm out.
What? Out what, where?
I'm out. Done. Finished. Finito.
WTF? Are you crazy?
Nah man. I got mine. I'm not gonna be up for this right now. Should have agreed when I said I was available. No wishy washy shit.
Say! You were just about to get in the shower!
Yeah, I was. And you were about to fuck me too. But since you decided not to, I fucked myself. And it was good enough for now.

Man, whatever.

Sorry. Catch ya next time.

yeah, yeah.

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I felt bad - but shit.

I was READY! I couldn't wait.

Fuck me now - or I'm gonna take care of things. And I KNOW I have the mentality of a man quite often. So, whatever. I got mine - I'm good for right now. I had other shit to do. Probably homework. LOL

I don't think "gross but true" is the right statement.

I think more like, "well, it's true" is more like it.

What is funny that the fucktard did not get it . . .

I was speaking of non P4P activities. I have always believed that if a provider contacts a gentleman with, "I want to fuck you, you should come see me today." that it should be free. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

And I never would assume it was free - but for you or a couple of other ATFs I would still run out of the church, yell goodbye to the receptionist and get my ass there FAST!

I prefer a NOONER with myself LOL Originally Posted by berkleigh

If I weren't a WASP I'd tell you to forget the "with yourself" part and make me your permanent lunchdate boy-toy. Wish I was your favorite flavor, girl!

In the civvie world, I always dropped whatever I was doing to get some if called by the GF. The ex never did that stuff, which is a BIG reason she's the ex....