HOW ABOUT THEM RANGERS!!!!!!!

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we may not see the Rangers win at home, shit 10-3 bottom of the 9th
the rangers are kicking butt, note, to the assholes, I did not say "we"
MOM: Good morning, TexasT.
TT: Hi Mom. Boy, I had the best dream.
MOM: What was it?
TT: The Rangers were going to the World Series. They were beating everyone by a bunch!!
MOM: Even the Yankees?
TT: We beat them the worst of all. We were shutting them out with our pitching and hitting home runs like they were nothin'.
MOM: Oh honey, you weren't dreaming.
TT: I wasn't?
MOM: No dear. You were high. Very, very, high.
TT: Shit! Do we have any Capt. Crunch?
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I cannot believe we could sweept the best team money can buy

and think how young the team is?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...note, to the assholes, I did not say "we" Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
Not until your next post, #48.

I cannot believe we could sweept the best team money can buy

and think how young the team is? Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

See above.
Another stellar performance by the Rangers. Way to go!

Hmmmm, I wonder if Nolan Ryan could put together a financial package to wrestle the Cowboys away from JJ!

Oh well, it is fun dreaming!
  • harry
  • 10-19-2010, 11:36 PM
"Who are those guys?"

What the New York Yankees and their fans are asking themselves tonight.
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  • PSD
  • 10-19-2010, 11:42 PM
"Who are those guys?"

What the New York Yankees and their fans are asking themselves tonight.
Originally Posted by harry

"Well, Mr Jeter, they're the ones who just handed you your ass 2 nights in a row! I think they're called the Texas Rangers!"



PSD




Mat
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Rangers up 3-1!! Now what, dude?????????????
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cptjohnstone I will bet $10,000 to your $100 the Rangers will not sweep the Yankees.
cptjohnstone I will bet $10,000 to your $100 the Rangers will not sweep the Yankees. Originally Posted by Boltfan
Pretty damn safe bet!
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Shhhhhhh, don't tell him. He thinks we can still sweep.
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Anyone else catch the "Wonderboy" reference by John Smoltz last night during the broadcast when talking about Josh Hamilton?
  • harry
  • 10-20-2010, 01:06 PM
Anyone else catch the "Wonderboy" reference by John Smoltz last night during the broadcast when talking about Josh Hamilton? Originally Posted by Boltfan
I did and it is appropriate. Hamilton is a real "Natural"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZkgR...eature=related
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He is warming up at just the right time. ALCS MVP? If we don't need Cliff Lee to pitch another game who else? Maybe Nelson Cruz.