a refresher on references...a primer on pussy!

As entertaining as this thread is, I'm constantly getting distracted by having to go to my dictionary.

Sometimes there's "girl...damn. My 3pm today was fucking hot. Real handsome like. And that jizz :::gobble gobble gobble:::" chatter.

I can't imagine ever having to say such a thing about your Ralphy Diddums!!!!:thro b: Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

well thank you, I appreciate it!

I just want my hobby epitaph to read, "He was easy to schedule with, and he damn sure knew his way around a taint".

As entertaining as this thread is, I'm constantly getting distracted by having to go to my dictionary. Originally Posted by Loxly

yeah!!!

What is a "Diddums"?

What is a "Diddums"? Originally Posted by harkontume

Dear old friend (not as in old, but as in former). It's that thing I do with my mouth and your parts and...I trust you remember the rest.

Sometimes there's "girl...damn. My 3pm today was fucking hot. Real handsome like. And that jizz :::gobble gobble gobble:::" chatter. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Yes, Jenns - I have had a few of those (okay, more than a few) that left me completely infatuated.

Most of my clients don't post on the boards and 8/10 times contact me w/ their references and request, from the get-go. They have researched me enough to trust my character and reputation. Therefore, they are more willing to be screened with RW info. Many stay in touch after the fact, as regulars.

As I have a busy life w/ work, family, time consuming creative pursuits and so on, it makes my heart sink when I get a request such as:

"Hello, Ms Aphrodite,
My name is Pete. I am 58, 6'2" fit and told I have a great smile. I also LOVE kissing.
I have read all of your reviews, posts and your showcase. I believe you and I would be a great fit. Oh yes? Tall, fit, a great smile and a man who loves to kiss? Yummy! Oh, you have taken the time to research my info - Sir, you have my full attention!
I prefer mature providers over 50 who are intelligent and sensual. It is important to me that we spend time getting to know each other before any BCD time, as I feel that really adds to the experience. Would you be open to going to dinner, as well? This is my preferred type of appt (w/or without dinner) and yes, I feel we would have a great time together.
My refs are TwinkleTushTiffany in Las Vegas, MissUTR of Austin and BettyBoop of Boston.
Are you available tomorrow evening?"Uhhhhhh, wait, what?I...you...uh...yes, I am...but...I have class tonight and have to prep for that and have to leave in three hours when I get done with work and I only have access to my Iphone and have no idea how to find Miss TwinkleTush or...BB...or Miss UTR who I KNOW takes a week to respond to requests and I don't have time to hunt them down...because I still need to shower, put gas in my car...crap. And he doesn't have P411...yet.
Then, when I write him back to explain the above and sweetly ask him to PLEASE get me their contact info - @ 10:00 I receive an email, from the dear man, that they can be found on some such website that I (again) don't have time to navigate.
<commence with banging head on wall>

I can guarantee that any client who has shared RW info with me is still out living his life w/ no threat of my interference, fear of being black-mailed or going 'bat shit crazy' on him.

I know, it is frivolous nonsense to discuss topics such as 'trust' and 'respect' on a board such as this - but, in order for this make-believe world to work, that is the bottom line. Just mho.


*long winded as always*
Aphrodite

It's all in good fun darling. Too much PG Wodehouse as a young chapette, a vast vocabulary and j'aime les livres satiriques parce que j'apprécie l'humour noir leads to a penchant for wordy insults which by dint of my filthy mischievous brain come rather easily.

Besides, I was inspired recently by the acerbic Waldo Lydecker in the movie Laura.

I have never been given the occasion to use one in real life, which is either a testament to my good fortune, or more likely, that dudes just treat me real awesome.

I can't imagine ever having to say such a thing about your Ralphy Diddums!!!!:thro b: Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

:-)

PG Wodehouse ...... brought a smile to my face. As he did, often, when I was growing up. Devoured em .... like one of Anatole's creations. On my short list of favorite authors:-)

:-)

PG Wodehouse ...... brought a smile to my face. As he did, often, when I was growing up. Devoured em .... like one of Anatole's creations. On my short list of favorite authors:-) Originally Posted by endgame

Just bone her already!

Seriously.

Do it.

Just bone her already!

Seriously.

Do it. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

You floor me with your subtlety, my genteel little flower.

Genteel until you jab some fingers in me cooch!

If I contact a lady and she does not do any screening of me I will not see them. I prefer to spend my time with a lady that takes her safety seriously. I think proving easy screening information is the least I can do for a lady I am setting up an appointment to have playtime with.

Genteel until you jab some fingers in me cooch! Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Jab? Jab??

That just seems ... so ... rushed. So hurried. So myopically ..... so distastefully .... self gratifying.

If the insertion of - ah - let's say digits is the ... err ... endgame (sorry), why not a carress? A glide? A gentle voyage of sentient, tactile eroticism with a soupcon of lust?

As opposed to a mere jab of said - and indubitably most esteemed - coochie?

Here stands a poet. Weeping as his lady is reamed by a warrior.

Sorry...I like big, calloused hands. Rarr!

You take the great beastly warriors, I'll take the tweedy types with Neruda books tumbling forth from gracious pockets.