When did Eccie become the Confederation of Asshats?

I'm not taking sides here (being a little diplomatic), but, no one can read the real tone behind on-line words. I don't care who likes me, who tries to harass me, who tries to make me out to be associated with less desirables, and honestly what anyone has to think about me. Ultimately, I’m here for me and what makes me happy, when I choose to make time for this board. Even back in the day when I used to advertise, I had no problem with making a “so-called” ass of myself (according to some). The funny thing is that those who voice their opinion don’t make a difference in the “real life” interactions of our fantasies. I never once lost a dime from my posts, even when I was written off the “so called” numerous lists.

In all honesty, everyone needs to take this board for what it’s worth. Gentlemen, have a right to post what they feel they need to post. Ladies, the majority of worthy business comes from the lurkers. The reason we have lurkers here in Houston, is for the same reason you're bashing the active posters. Lurkers don’t have the time or desire to get involved in SB politics. It’s so much easier to be attracted to a provider based on how she defends herself, how she speaks, and how she looks (providing the pics are real).

Houston has always been a tough board. Don’t ask me why, I’m still trying to figure it out myself. I’ve toured all over the US and I’ve always been treated better away from home. However, those who treat me here at home have always treated me like a goddess and they weren’t/still aren’t active posters. If you let the little things like this get to you, you won’t be successful as a provider. If you laugh it off and look at it as a political avenue to getting into the arena (one way or another), you won’t be so upset with what certain men have to say.

coming from the guy who has a cat as his avatar, I'll have to disagree with that lol.

the ignore button separates the fucktards from the ones who actually have something relevant to say. it cuts bullshit in half by 99.9%....
Originally Posted by thebodyguard_69

Ok..... Two things have me laughing my ass off on this one..... for one.... the guy with a self "gun" pose cracking on the Cat-vatars who obviously doesn't get it....... for two..... how do you cut something in half by 99.9%?

....... You know what they say...... 60% of the time... it works EVERY time!!!

Oh I saw your post about stupid outta town whores. I just think that this thread is doing just fine. I've been smiling all the way through it; especially the one about having almost 3000 posts being sad. You know if you really feel that way about the providers and touring providers, maybe you should pay your wife. It seems several of the local girls and guys think very lil of you too. I can tour all over and get stellar reviews. You can't even get along in your own back yard with the local talent or the guys. As far as my stupidity is concerned, let's compare IQ scores. The most stupidity I have read on the Houston board is from the very same guys complaining about hating stupidity.. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Not sure that his comments were directed at you, nor prospective touring providers..... I for one LOVE it when more ladies come to visit...... no matter how low on the smarty pants scale they may fall....

I have been reading your post and looking into your rep and Dude... spend some quality time with your wife and give this site the respect of a good long break from your drama.
Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Wait!! What the hell did I say! I've been playing nice for at least 3-4 days now.......



All in all, I think it really IS Waywards fault.... who woke him up anyway?!?


But BP, I think what inevitably ends up happening too is that when someone says something or points something out that others are thinking, it is easier for more to jump on and say "I agree" then it is for others to say "Hold back a bit"......And you know as well as anyone that the vocal few most certainly don't always speak for the silent majority.....


JaD

We're all stupid for taking the bait.

...... but, no one can read the real tone behind on-line words. Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva

Smartest remark yet! VERY tricky work trying to emply tone in the written word.....

UCD is WAY up on the Smarty-pants scale btw.......


JaD

Oops ignore that last post, LC....I was using my JaD handle.

We're all stupid for taking the bait. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Are you kidding....she is getting booked for the next two months....just ask her.

Without pissing in anyone's Wheaties, it's not up to any one person to weed out the bad. That's what reviews, alerts, and mods are for.

If there's one rule of internet message boards (other than Godwin's Law), it's that the batshit insane will always be there to push our buttons.

You say "batshit insane" like it is a bad thing? As the self appointed King of SHMBs everywhere it is my divine right to act as arbiter of truth, justice and all things hooktardian. Anyone with less than 10 posts has not only pissed on my Wheaties, but has no doubt defiled my Grape-Nuts and is about to run away with my Quaker Oats!

Anyone that does not enjoy the occasional SHMB meltdown is either being less than honest or secretly a robot wrapped in a fleshy exterior coating. Most of us know the providers most likely to blast off on the boards can be the most fun in person. It is after all really about passion, the very nature of our subject matter insures random acts of combustion.

You say "batshit insane" like it is a bad thing? As the self appointed King of SHMBs everywhere it is my divine right to act as arbiter of truth, justice and all things hooktardian. Anyone with less than 10 posts has not only pissed on my Wheaties, but has no doubt defiled my Grape-Nuts and is about to run away with my Quaker Oats!

Anyone that does not enjoy the occasional SHMB meltdown is either being less than honest or secretly a robot wrapped in a fleshy exterior coating. Most of us know the providers most likely to blast off on the boards can be the most fun in person. It is after all really about passion, the very nature of our subject matter insures random acts of combustion. Originally Posted by Wayward

I'm not saying we haven't all had our run-ins, I had my own with Carkido back at the P.

Did you just insinuate that I'm a robot in disguise?

He was the original ASPD badboy, which is still one of the funniest things I've ever read on a SHMB. Most of the Robots won't come out of the closet, my roomba for example is always hiding in the closet. Father Wayward insinuates nothing, but if the flesh suit fits you should wear it. Why do you have a flesh suit anyway? I have a lamp shade made out of carkiddo's ass, but that is another story for a different threAD.

I have a lamp shade made out of carkiddo's ass Originally Posted by Wayward

I guess that would make you the Ed Gein of SHMBs everywhere.

BTW, to bring this thread properly back on-topic, is an "ass-hat" something like an "ass-clown"? I'm sure some of you will recall Mr. Happy's predilection for the latter term.

Does an ass-clown wear an ass-hat? Is that what distinguishes him from a regular clown? In the end, it's all about ass, isn't it?

...and tits

I see ya. What you don't know is I all ready have clients there... I tour remember... so you admit to having 2 handles and outted London and got points. Think I will post my ad for Houston. Seems like exactly what I should do at this point in my life. I wish whatever you cut your teeth on would move to your tongue.

OK, ad posted. I gonna meet some cowboys that wanna meat me,,,lol.

I see ya.....so you admit to having 2 handles and outted London and got points Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

I confess. JaD is my alter ego.....you caught me. Pound that little triangle and report me to a Mod (again)......no points yet......but, the day is young.

From your comment, I take it you got some....I truly am sorry about that.....now, back the regularly scheduled program.

Did you talk to Joanie yet?

Sweet.......you asshats are rookies....I made it into a hooktard ad.

You have to name me, beautiful......a lot of the lurkers and seasoned hobbyists don't come into co-ed.