I got jokes!

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.


What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
You just KNOW she'll swallow.......

Proof God likes porn:

He created Adam and Eve for his viewing pleasures....

.... AFTER getting tired of watching Adam jerking off all the time

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Arkansas have in common?

They were both fingered by their older brother.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a teenage girl?

You can dump a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a month telling you it loves you.

How bout you worry about your own self newbie. Racist jokes are my favorite, they are the funniest. and I'm saying that as someone who is half Mexican Originally Posted by Little Monster

....and half ignorant, I guess.

....and half ignorant, I guess. Originally Posted by Txcruiser

Yep, that's my problem deal with it.

See, there ya go: LM is an equal opportunity offender. Originally Posted by Blue_eyed_shy_guy

Oh yeah!! I am a racist, if you are of the Human Race I will rip on you, People = Shit



Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!!

Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!! Originally Posted by Little Monster

Dude, I hope you find a lady who shares your sense of humor.

And has nice feet.

Humor. Feet. Yeah.

Oh yeah!! I am a racist, if you are of the Human Race I will rip on you, People = Shit



Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!!
Originally Posted by Little Monster

This is wonderful

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

Ghost drifts into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west, sidles up to the bar, tilts back his hat and says, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw...."

James Bond, Jack Bauer, & Jason Bourne go into the woods. Who survives?

Chuck Norris.

A Mexican magician says "On the count of three I'll disappear." He counts UNO....DOS...and then *POOF* he vanished without a tres.

some of these had me laughing...thanks for sharing

Whats the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator?
A refridgerator doesnt fart when you take your meat out