Hello hobbyists ... How to say no fucking way when her pussy smells like decomposed tuna..

2. Nooooo! Never douche ever! That might be the cause of the problem and exacerbates it. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

You would have thought a huge pussy would have known not to recommend douching right?

5. Personal choice for both parties involved. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Only if it's a transparent choice. All providers should tell the client of this a head of time instead of say stuffing a sponge in there and acting like nothing's going on. Right?

I mean, not telling the guy and letting him find out at the appointment is a sure fire way to never get a shot at a repeat customer.

Sponge = more cushion for the pushin', right???

J/K

Both parties need to be in the know ahead of time to make the decision.

Being a newbie and all, and I sure hope I don't run into the same situation.

If so, I am leaving with me money. All of my money.

Just say "Sorry Charlie, I'm not Starkist, but I still want tuna that tastes good".

If it smells like fish she knows her twat stinks, she just didnt give a damn.
After I provide her with a list of clinics I would have got my ass out of there.

Wow!!! This is going to be a good thread lol..

Im sorry that who ever you saw had no shame in opening her legs and putting you through that babe. That is not the business nor acceptable... Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Very well put pretty girl

The more time you spend getting rid of the oil the more time I'll spend spit shining your tools! Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Love this...

The darn truth right here.

Do yourself a favor and stop the session, tell her "I'm sorry, but there is something going on there and you should get seen. Unfortunately, I can't continue."

If one of us spots something that doesn't look safe, I assure you that many, including myself, will tell you to go see a doctor and halt everything. Whether you decide to compensate her for whatever time you spent together, that's up to you.


Camille Originally Posted by Camille Fox

I concur with Camille. I had this experience a few years ago. It was brutal. I just showered , put my clothes back on, and bounced....I am in the hobby because I want "no drama", so I left the donation....Funny I still see her advertised on ECCIE and just SMH...Happy Hobbying All

If her vagina smells like tuna it's probably something she needs to see a gynecologist about. Soap and water can't help that.

I expect every guy to show up fresh and clean. Providers should be held to the same standards. If you smell a fishy or unusual smell,
I would tell her that you are not comfortable with her odor as nicely as possible and leave the appointment.

On a second thought, if she's providing and smells fishy she probably already knows it and doesn't care.

Leaving the donation or part of the donation is up to the gent, in all fairness I would pay for the time you where there and that's all.

Being a provider if I notice something or smell something on a gentlemen that doesn't look or smell right I will tell him as nicely as possible and end the session.

^^ I have only had a "fishy" provider one time. Needless to say, the minute I got the 'whiff' of her stinky kitty, I did not continue with the appointment. She was only there (my hotel room) for about 20 minutes.

I did ask her in a polite manner if she had recently ended her period because I smelled something a bit odd. She was embarrassed and I told her to not be embarrassed but maybe it was too early for her to be taking appointments. She apologized and we agreed on half her hourly rate.

I guess I could have told her 1/2 was not fair because it wasn't my fault she showed up with a stinky cat...oh well. I chalk it up to the gambles we take for hobbying...

If so, I am leaving with me money. All of my money. Originally Posted by PandasHammer

Yeah, let us know how that all works out for ya, man.

since i like DATY a bunch , i find this to be common rather than rare, i even had a girl shower once because i knew she had been at the mall walking around and it still didnt help, i could smell her before i got to her navel, so all she got from me was a hand job

Op give her 60 bucks and leave. Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

wait just a second.. her FS rate was only $40...

and therein lies the problem.

wait just a second.. her FS rate was only $40...

and therein lies the problem. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

140 or 40?

140 or 40? Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

thanks for spoiling the joke... see, the response was give her $60 (60 dollars) to go away, the joke was she was only charging $40 (40 dollars) to start with, so 60 would be more than she was going to get anyway, had the full session occurred without a rancid pussy.

nothing against your question.. many ECCIE 'tards put a $ to equal 100.. I never understood that, but whatever.. and here it shows up to kill my joke.. part 2 of the joke was she only charged 40 dollars, and you get what you pay for, i.e., cheap rate equals stinky pussy..