Texting

Lol Val...tell him your texting, email, cop story.

Oh Val. I would love to hear that story also.

Lol Val...tell him your texting, email, cop story. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Bloody Hell, that would push him over the edge, he'd have a nervous breakdown!...

BTW-It's post #23 on here, should you wish to have a nervous breakdown..

LMFAO!

Speaking of texting...I've noticed more and more cities enforcing the whole "no texting whilst driving" law.....

I got pulled over a few weeks ago for "texting" in my car, the officer came to my window and told me I was breaking the law, and that I should not be texting and driving at the same time....My response to him..."I wasn't texting, I was writing an email!...See it's a blackberry!"....

I wish I had a picture of his face Originally Posted by Valerie

This reminds me of the time I got pulled over for going up a one way street...it's New Orleans geez! The cop was like, "Um do you realize you were going up a one way?" I said, "Uh yea dude I was only going ONE way!" Yea OPP was sure fun that night!

This reminds me of the time I got pulled over for going up a one way street...it's New Orleans geez! The cop was like, "Um do you realize you were going up a one way?" I said, "Uh yea dude I was only going ONE way!" Yea OPP was sure fun that night! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Sorry London, but you stole that line from my uncle who said the exact same thing to an officer after we got lost driving around in Detroit late at night about 45 years ago.

Sad thing is, my uncle was serious, LOL

Ok after seeing how dingy I can be at time, do you honestly think I WASEN'T serious?

For the guy at the beginning that said "I don't believe in texts period." Who are you to say anything on this subject?.... just heard rumors thats all...

Whoa!! C'mon Sweet.....3 texts = stalker?!?!? Sometimes I send at least 2 by accident (fat fingers, bad cell phone, lousy service, etc.) The follow-up could just be me being anxious or excited....3 texts = stalker?? Do you think I can get a free-stalker pass up to maybe 4 or 5 texts before I get tagged with being a stalker.....please!?! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Nobody gets a stalker free pass lol
I've been pained by it 2 bad lol
Like burn my Apts down stalker shit , my pussy cant be that good , or can it?

Like burn my Apts down stalker shit , my pussy cant be that good , or can it? Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Damn woman!! You got "burn down the house pussy"!?!? I need a road trip!! How about a 4 text pass for us out-of-towners??

It's good pussy but not catch the place on fire & burn people up good ..... But close lol

U have a free pass anytime ed

It might not catch the place on fire but I've been there when the tornado sirens went off. Yes its that good!!!!!!

U have a free pass anytime ed Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

That's all I wanted!! I got a free pass!! There's quite a big difference between "burn the house down pussy" and "I'm gonna text you 3 times pussy". It's good to know that you realize I probably wouldn't make that jump....even if you are THAT good!!

That's all I wanted!! I got a free pass!! There's quite a big difference between "burn the house down pussy" and "I'm gonna text you 3 times pussy". It's good to know that you realize I probably wouldn't make that jump....even if you are THAT good!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

But my pussys that good!!! Lol
Oh and I was joking about a free pass lil