Sssssshhhhh, Addie!!! It will only encourage the boys to misbehave.
Elmer's climbing all over my back to see your picture.
Dammit Elmer, get the fuck off me!!!
I've been a baaaaad, bad boy. I'll be first in line.
Fuck off Elmer!!! Kick you in the nads! Dammit!!

Uh, huhuh, huh, he said
NADS, huhuh, huh. How about me lady? I'm a bad boy.