Hey ladies and gentlemen what is your day job?

I'm a potato chip bag sealer.

I fill the bags about halfway, blow air into them and close them up, giving you a 'full' bag.

Work for a well know magazine started back in the 50's

I've spent years looking for a warm moist home for my spitting purple headed one eyed trouser snake with a turtle neck sweater. A life long job!

Work for a well know magazine started back in the 50's Originally Posted by HDnTX

Mr. Alfred E., you work for Playboy? Wow!

Mr. Alfred E., you work for Playboy? Wow! Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Playboy? what?! are you mad?!

Philosopher- I think of women all the time

Super villain mastermind and pussy preparer

Playboy? what?! are you mad?! Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I see what you did there.

I’m a Billionaire who is plotting world domination.
Submit to my will and I’ll go easy on you.

I polish wood.

Alriiiight. Go Jane!

Lumberjack

My real name is Art Vandalay. I'm an importer...an importer/exporter.

Post-op breast implant inspector.

I work 'against the grain' hunting down stupid fucking morons like you and placing them in various mosh pits around the world.