Ok, since I am not of the highest of educations; I have a question about this.
You used the word "since" when you should have used the word "because."
-2 points
Improper use of semicolon
-2 points
If I'm wrong so be it and am in no way trying point out a flaw(while it would be funny if that is the case).
Run on sentence
-2 points
If you lay down yesterday, would it not be: You laid down yesterday.
laid down*
-2 points
Your sentence is intended to be a question but has no question mark at the end.
-2 points
To show the indication of a pastense since it happened and is not happening or about to happen?
past tense*
-2 points
Incomplete sentence
-2 points
Now if it was stated as a question: You lay down yesterday? Then using lay would indeed be in the correct tense.
Incorrect use of punctuation
-2 points
Incorrect idea about usage of "lay" and "laid"
-10 points
Examples:
About to happen: China Doll, are you going to lay me?
Happening: China Doll, you are a great lay.
Happened: I was laid by China Doll yesterday and it was excelent!
Or am I completely all wrong and back to ESL(english as a second language) classes for me?
Incomplete sentence
-2 points
Inappropriate language used toward a lady
-10 points
And yes I know I'm an ass!
Incomplete sentence
-2 points
Originally Posted by novacain
Would you like me to add those points up for you?
Sweet and Little, I only partially agree with you about the "spellcheck is cheating" comment. I never use it, but I think that if people need it, they should use all of the tools they have at their disposal. It also takes some knowledge to know how to use the spellcheck in the first place; sometimes it overcorrects and judgment must be used.