Encounter: "Thai" massage with Sara from SnapChat

Originally Posted by jaa

Ye, I'm confused. Surely OP must have had some idea... I mean he did say she was strong af.




Could be a post-op. Wondering how many of you pooners are into that. But yea could be a dangerous situation should anyone find an 'unwanted surprise'.

You would be surprised how many guys are now planning to visit this ladyboy based on what’s being shared on this site, it ain’t my cup of tea either, but, for some it is. Gives a whole new meaning to IOP (illusion of passion) can now mean “illusion of pussy”, lol.

In all fairness, according to the review they were in the 69 position, so it may have been hard to see her "clit" with a ballsack in the way.

Did she have an unusually large clit hanging between her legs? Originally Posted by latinluvr465

But really, this review has given me a few thoughts:

1. Would you rather find out you got a blowjob from a pre-op tranny or fucked a post-op tranny? (If you have ever fucked a woman that couldn't get wet, this joke is not a joke!).

2. Does it count as pegging if she brings her own penis?

3. When a woman is jerking you off in the 69 position with a thong on, how fat does the pussy have to be before you think it's a cock and balls?

4. Does a blowjob feel different if you are bobbing over "her" apple?

In all fairness to phk, I just like making jokes. I've fucked too many women to throw too much shade here. I agree with LatinLuvr, the odds are good most of us have had this type of encounter.

A few years ago I was flipping through channels on cable and came across a Thai beauty pageant I stopped because the chicks were beautiful. After a few minutes I realized it was a ladyboy pageant. It was kind of a "whoa" moment. Those ladyboys were better looking than many of the Thai ladies I have been with over the years.

Send Papi in......

I somewhat regret being the first response on this review, its been a wild ride from "yeah nice" to "wow hold up" to "hell to the fuck no" to now "where's the OP at with his rebuttal?"

He might be tied up...or otherwise has his mouf full....

You would be surprised how many guys are now planning to visit this ladyboy based on what’s being shared on this site, it ain’t my cup of tea either, but, for some it is. Gives a whole new meaning to IOP (illusion of passion) can now mean “illusion of pussy”, lol. Originally Posted by Blackwidowspider

lmfao

I don’t know why or how this thread blew up but I didn’t see a dick. But if she is a post-op, I will let you know about all the vomit that will come out of me and the alcohol shower to scrub off all the dirty.

I do not take any responsibility for anyone seeing her after this. The encounter was purely for information and entertainment purposes.

I hate you guys for putting doubt in my head!

OMG!!!! I’m literally cry laughing harder than I’ve ever laughed in my life!!! I’m doing my best not to wake wifey up in the next room but damn this is funny. Sorry PKH that you had to be the one to take it for the team but keep ya head up, coulda been any one of us like someone said in an earlier post.

I don’t know why or how this thread blew up but I didn’t see a dick. But if she is a post-op, I will let you know about all the vomit that will come out of me and the alcohol shower to scrub off all the dirty.

I do not take any responsibility for anyone seeing her after this. The encounter was purely for information and entertainment purposes.

I hate you guys for putting doubt in my head! Originally Posted by pkh

You owe it to yourself to go back and give it another try.

If she would ever respond I would go in to settle this lol

Fifi probably blew up her phone.

I'm picturing the "Einhorn is a man" scene from Ace Vemtura: Pet Detective.

Well she just snapped she has only appointments available today for massage