Famous movie quotes

Heelnipper, I LOVE LOVE LOVE The Outlaw Josey Wales. Originally Posted by MsElena

Ya that is one of the few movies that if I see it on I will flip to the it's channel too. Well, unless KU basketball is on then it depends by how much they are winning by.

"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over."

Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket Originally Posted by MsElena

"How tall are you, Private? Bullshit!! They don't stack shit that high!!"

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

"Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."

My favorite movie also.

Full Metal Jacket has so many great quotes, here's my fav:


"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

Bull Durham

From Dodgeball:

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" followed by beaming one of the team in the head with a wrench.

While making them run across a busy road: "If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball."

Full Metal Jacket has so many great quotes, here's my fav:


"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Originally Posted by MsElena

My favorite Hartman quote:

Are you quitin' on me Private Pyle? Well are you? Then quit, you slimy fuckin' walrus lookin' piece of shit! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! I will motivate you Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo!

Favorite non-Hartman quote:

I wanted to me the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill!
-Joker

Cliff,

Like I said, Full Metal Jacket has some of the best quotes ever.

Now I have to watch it again when I get home tomorrow.

Anyone to Catdipnipper; What we have here is a failure to communicate.---Cool Hand Luke, writers Don Pearce and Frank Pierson

My favorite quote from Josey Wales,

The kid says "You think we should bury them fellas?"

Josey: "To hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat same as worms"

And then, of course, he spits on one dead guy's forehead.

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

Bull Durham Originally Posted by The DarkSide

Your mom lollygagged my cock.

Your mom lollygagged my cock. Originally Posted by bigcock69

He loves me!

He loves me! Originally Posted by The DarkSide

Star Trek is better than Star Whores.

SkyWalker is gay. Capt. Picard is god.

Are you two brothers or something?


Forrest Gump, Lt. Dan

Narrator in Pink Flamingos:

"not only does he commit another act of indecent exposure (heavy Baltimore accent - 'expeosure'), but has the indecency to make his wife wait in the car! Is there no shame!?!?

Later in the movie:
"She also has your address, Asshole"