De-Funk Your Junk!! Ideas for the Misunderstood!!

MrClark's Avatar
Mine's so small i'm afraid I'll cut it off thinking it's a hair.
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No doubt!!! There are even ladies out there that will shower with you!! How fun is that?!?! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
Yes...I remember the last time that happened. It was one of the best days I've ever had!! Wait...I'm feeling light-headed again.

Oh yeah...Fellas, clean your fellas.
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So... Used Fresh Balls on my first suspect this morning!! A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY!!! First application was a bit weird. I applied a bit much and the whole area became very powdery after the lotion dried!! Washed and reapllied with a pea sized amount & Six hours later.... balls are dry and fresh smelling!! Taste...not much of one....Nothing more than if someone used powder.

Fresh Balls gets a Thumbs Up from me!!!!!!

Thank you Suspect #1!!!
Wow, not what I expected when I clicked on this thread. LOL!
Phil A.Cheaux's Avatar
So... Used Fresh Balls on my first suspect this morning!! A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY!!! First application was a bit weird. I applied a bit much and the whole area became very powdery after the lotion dried!! Washed and reapllied with a pea sized amount & Six hours later.... balls are dry and fresh smelling!! Taste...not much of one....Nothing more than if someone used powder.

Fresh Balls gets a Thumbs Up from me!!!!!!

Thank you Suspect #1!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
In reading this does that mean your future suspects get 6 Hours as noted to dry. Im still waiting to see if my application was picked. LOL
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So... Used Fresh Balls on my first suspect this morning!! A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY!!! First application was a bit weird. I applied a bit much and the whole area became very powdery after the lotion dried!! Washed and reapllied with a pea sized amount & Six hours later.... balls are dry and fresh smelling!! Taste...not much of one....Nothing more than if someone used powder.

Fresh Balls gets a Thumbs Up from me!!!!!!

Thank you Suspect #1!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
You call that a review?....pfffft!
EmilyofHouston's Avatar
If his balls stayed dry for 6 hours soulds like a pretty boring review. ijs
Blackbuddy05's Avatar
But do you ladies really want to taste powdery dong?