I wish I lived in Texas

when some lunatic walks into ..anywhere and starts mowing down people , ill be more than happy to not be a "real man"...just happy to be alive and returning fire..LOL!

have fun being canon foder caught up in some assholes "bad day" unless you sport a set of wonderwoman bracelets Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Yup, I guess I am a wuss also! But I ain't gonna be a dead wuss. Originally Posted by GP

You two strike me more as the sort of guys who would shoot someone over a parking space.

Babble on ...

the citys flooded with pitbulls,, what you gonna do?, stick your finger in its eye as its tearing your knee off?

You two strike me more as the sort of guys who would shoot someone over a parking space. Originally Posted by Doove

hmmmm, geee, I wonder why you keep avoiding the real "meat and potatoes" of this topic?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ..... .


Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

You two strike me more as the sort of guys who would shoot someone over a parking space. Originally Posted by Doove

if they shot me first,,

You two strike me more as the sort of guys who would shoot someone over a parking space. Originally Posted by Doove

Nice, a truly enlightened response.

He is refreshing, isn't he?

Nice, a truly enlightened response. Originally Posted by roscoe14850

Oh, listen to you!

He is refreshing, isn't he? Originally Posted by GP

Like Summer's Eve?

Oh, listen to you! Originally Posted by Doove

The difference is, I know I'm an asshole. Stop kidding yourself.

The difference is, I know I'm an asshole. Stop kidding yourself. Originally Posted by roscoe14850

No, the difference is in who it gets directed towards.

Stop kidding yourself.

It will be nice when doove actually comes up with something original someday.

No, the difference is in who it gets directed towards.

Stop kidding yourself. Originally Posted by Doove

A legend in your own mind. The original rebel without a clue.

I wish I lived in Texas with a pregnant hooker!