Let me make this clear! (satire)

An ECCIE-Ass's daily to do list-

1. Surf hobby board for an offensive post
2. If found, chime in and make an ass of myself
3. If not found, make something up that will rally other women-hating losers
4. Continue to dig my grave until every woman reading has added me to her blacklist
5. Plea the case (with no evidence) that I'm really a good guy
6. Request that the thread be closed when the deserved attacks come
7. Make sure that everyone understands "I HAVE a life" (implying that everyone else doesn't)

Why I don't use the ignore button:

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Sun-tzu
Chinese general & military strategist (~400 BC) Originally Posted by Ari816

And its going......going.......it is! A homerun! Ari knocks this one out of the park

+1,000,000

If assholes on the forum are really nice guys in person, does that make me an asshole in real life? Originally Posted by Redwolf

No it makes you an ass lover!

Beagledawg-

Live up to your name - beagles are really nice, affectionate dogs. If you are going to behave like this at least change your name to Pitbull or something like that!

Charlie

Beagledawg-

Live up to your name - beagles are really nice, affectionate dogs. If you are going to behave like this at least change your name to Pitbull or something like that!

Charlie Originally Posted by nycalcharlie2003

OK Charlie. Thanks for the tip. I'll keep the name and be nicer.

Beagledawg-

Live up to your name - beagles are really nice, affectionate dogs. If you are going to behave like this at least change your name to Pitbull or something like that!

Charlie Originally Posted by nycalcharlie2003

Please don't insult Pitbulls like that. Pitbulls are givers of love, affection and protection.

I just scrolled through all four pages of this thread.

Still haven't the slightest idea what it's about.

Maybe that's good.

Please don't insult Pitbulls like that. Pitbulls are givers of love, affection and protection. Originally Posted by MsElena

+1 Ms. Elena. They are great dogs!

I have a problem where I cum within about 2 minutes from when my cock is touched. I found out about 10 years ago. I have let nobody know on this board as if it's my business and I have to treat myself properly with no stress. I decided not to make a public announcement about this because I'm not looking for sympathy. But I don't want no one speculating that I can last for many minutes (i.e. marathon man) because I can't. It's premature ejaculation and not contagious. Yes, there are days that I'm going to have to knock the first one out myself if I'm gonna preform certain duties in the area of... well, you know. That doesn't make me a bad client, I just need that special provider who can allow 2 pops in a 30-min session or even 3 in a 1-hour session and know that it'll come easy.
Thanks,
Beagledawg Originally Posted by beagledawg

I don't get the satire.

A lot of guys get off early. If it is a problem, go to the pharmacy and ask for some delay cream so you don't go early. After a time you can calm down and learn to control how fast you ejaculate, or delay it for more pleasure.

If your pharmacist doesn't have it, just ask your doctor.

JR

I don't get the satire.

A lot of guys get off early. If it is a problem, go to the pharmacy and ask for some delay cream so you don't go early. After a time you can calm down and learn to control how fast you ejaculate, or delay it for more pleasure.

If your pharmacist doesn't have it, just ask your doctor.

JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence

The delay cream would have been more useful if used to delay the OP shooting out the thread in the first place.

Not much in this thread was very humorous, but JR's post did make me smile a little.

Basic response is
WOW! WOW!WOW!
What just happened!

What is the point of this thread? Originally Posted by Gemma34

Why are you posting in it? Read it again, the OP clearly states why he is posting this thread!

I have a problem where I cum within about 2 minutes from when my cock is touched. I found out about 10 years ago. I have let nobody know on this board as if it's my business and I have to treat myself properly with no stress. I decided not to make a public announcement about this because I'm not looking for sympathy. But I don't want no one speculating that I can last for many minutes (i.e. marathon man) because I can't. It's premature ejaculation and not contagious. Yes, there are days that I'm going to have to knock the first one out myself if I'm gonna preform certain duties in the area of... well, you know. That doesn't make me a bad client, I just need that special provider who can allow 2 pops in a 30-min session or even 3 in a 1-hour session and know that it'll come easy.
Thanks,
Beagledawg Originally Posted by beagledawg

It is a shame that this has come to this point to where I had to put my personal business out here in a public forum like this, but if it weren't for me thinking that everyone cared so much then I wouldn't have known. What is really surprising me is a modd is not trying to convince me that I told a provider that I had a quick pistol, which I do. I was a regular vanilla sex type guy prior to this hobby and part of my fun involves me getting blowjobs. I would never put a provider at risk. What I had said to a provider was that I was going through some testing and it came back positive for Quick Pistol-itis... which is NOT contagious.

So with all this being said I think I should feel ashamed of myself for spreading such a mean thing. I still like getting blowjobs and I'm gonna continue to like them. You know why? Because I can and it's what I love to get. My Urologist told me to work my own upon my own discretion and I will do just that. Read up on the facts of this Quick-Pistol-itis before you make assumptions because it really shouldnt have come to this point.
Thanks,
Beagledawg Originally Posted by beagledawg

It's your money and your time. Secure providers that will accommodate your needs. I read ads that say "very understanding". I kind of figured that’s what they might be referring too when that’s being stated. P411 & ECCIE providers clearly state MSOG. I'd say most of them as a matter of fact. But they also know that many guys are one shot and done! Typically MSOG isn't an issue with providers its being pounded for 45-60 minutes that they have issues with. Make yourself happy and don't worry about what others might think. Trust me, they are not losing any sleep over how you hobby!

It's your money and your time. Secure providers that will accommodate your needs. I read ads that say "very understanding". I kind of figured that’s what they might be referring too when that’s being stated. P411 & ECCIE providers clearly state MSOG. I'd say most of them as a matter of fact. But they also know that many guys are one shot and done! Typically MSOG isn't an issue with providers its being pounded for 45-60 minutes that they have issues with. Make yourself happy and don't worry about what others might think. Trust me, they are not losing any sleep over how you hobby! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Seriously dude are you really this dumb, the OP's post was an attempt to make fun of a provider who was annoucing she had cancer in another thread. This was an attack on that provider.

Seriously dude are you really this dumb, the OP's post was an attempt to make fun of a provider who was annoucing she had cancer in another thread. This was an attack on that provider. Originally Posted by dirty dog

And now that provider is no longer a member of the board. Guess the asshat OP accomplished his mission.

Nice.

Congrats to the OP.

And check out my avatar.

And now that provider is no longer a member of the board. Guess the asshat OP accomplished his mission. Originally Posted by statman