Biggest Turn Off, that one thing that really bugs you???

I absolutely cannot stand when people don't have basic manners. Nothing kills the mood like men who pick at their teeth, talk down on sexworkers/escorts, pick their ears/nose, burp, drink more than they can handle, eat with their mouth open, cough and didn't cover.... Ugh!!!! Such a turn off!!!

I absolutely cannot stand when people don't have basic manners. Nothing kills the mood like men who pick at their teeth, talk down on sexworkers/escorts, pick their ears/nose, burp, drink more than they can handle, eat with their mouth open, cough and didn't cover.... Ugh!!!! Such a turn off!!! Originally Posted by CompanionSofia

Drinking to where you cannot perform, and I must work harder ... if you have intentions to become intimate, and alcohol affects your erection tremendously, please have consideration and reschedule. This is a pet peeve of mine.

Happy New Year's !

Drinking to where you cannot perform, and I must work harder ... if you have intentions to become intimate, and alcohol affects your erection tremendously, please have consideration and reschedule. This is a pet peeve of mine.

Happy New Year's ! Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Totally AGREE! and people, please brush your teeth or swirl some mouth wash if we have dinner right before.... lol

I understand the ladies being nervous to have to meet my ugly fat self, but if you need to tinkle right before I get there please insure that you have no residual toilet paper balls for me to find during daty.

Thanks for reading this and for checking my p411 profile before our appointment. It makes me feel less like a client and more like a friend.


Happy New Year, y'all!!!

Originally Posted by BigOldZero

I always re-check the P411 profile right before my appointments and guys seem shocked by this. I guess many girls don't bother with reading the details and the comments. I think it gives you something to talk about to break the ice. I have even looked up the artist someone said they liked and knew a little something about some of the paintings. He was floored. I was like, "hey! what do you expect? you put it on your profile, it's part of my job, which i happen to like!" It was nice."

You're the bomb TNT

I may be a minority in this...but don't constantly call me "honey"...that annoys the shit out of me. We have not even met and you are calling me "honey". You know it is fake and forced....remember ladies this is all about the illusion, at least make it plausible.

I may be a minority in this...but don't constantly call me "honey"...that annoys the shit out of me. We have not even met and you are calling me "honey". You know it is fake and forced....remember ladies this is all about the illusion, at least make it plausible. Originally Posted by NYr

Yeah, babies and honeys and huns have a condescending impersonal
tone, whether they are meant to or not.

Like being compared to generic beer.

Yall got that sugar.

I may be a minority in this...but don't constantly call me "honey"...that annoys the shit out of me. We have not even met and you are calling me "honey". You know it is fake and forced....remember ladies this is all about the illusion, at least make it plausible. Originally Posted by NYr

I always like to switch it up and use different and cute nicknames: babydoll, darlin, sugar buns, puddin pop, gum drop, sweetie pie, ect. It's just more fun that way.

Another suggestion, not really a complaint.

Girls don't just have glamour shot photos in your showcase pics,
have a mix of regular and glamour so a guy can get a more realistic
perspective, I had much rather see the more natural looking pictures.

I would suggest when you have professional pics taken have them done
with a natural feel and appearance.

I always like to switch it up and use different and cute nicknames: babydoll, darlin, sugar buns, puddin pop, gum drop, sweetie pie, ect. It's just more fun that way. Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

JJ could call me dragon breath and I would get giddy, lol
A for real sweetheart.

Nicknames are fun after you get to know someone better I think.
And it depends on the genuineness of the gesture.

I was talking about that sort of generic impersonal categorizing kind of tone
where every guy is a hun or sweetie, as they look right through you
at the picture on the wall.

Tongue in my ear, light licking or kissing is one thing, but trying to tongue my ear out is a real turnoff. Originally Posted by KYOT

I second that! Originally Posted by tntangie

Dude... nothing dries up my cooter fast than when I tell a mofo to NOT do that and they think I am joking. -_- Go ahead... stick that thing in my ear one more fucking time. See how quickly I go jujitsu on your ass.

I may be a minority in this...but don't constantly call me "honey"...that annoys the shit out of me. We have not even met and you are calling me "honey". You know it is fake and forced....remember ladies this is all about the illusion, at least make it plausible. Originally Posted by NYr

I've been getting "sweetie" a lot. I guess it bothers me a little because it's something a mom might say to her little boy, and because it's not something a 25-year-old woman would actually say to a 50-year-old man out loud, even BCD.

Notice how they never call us "Stud" or "Moosecock"?

Many of mine are mentioned already. Great list.

My top ones are:

- No response to PM's. If you don't want to see me for whatever reason that's fine, just let me know. Not a biggie I promise. But if this is your job, I'm not sure how you cannot read the PM and have the professionalism to answer either way. I had my first rejection recently over my avatar. I appreciate that a lot more than a non-response.

- Being late / canceling last minute. Most of the time I'm rushed. If we agree on a time, it'd be nice to stick close to that time. In order to meet you, I'm slipping out of work, avoiding the SO questions, taking extra time on grooming, have cash on hand I don't normally carry, etc. I understand stuff happens, but the frequency in the hobby is higher than I think it should for a normal person.

- No IOP. I'm a GFE guy. When a girl does not respond to kissing, it kills the mood. Also when they want to jump me as I come in, it doesn't work for me. I dont want to become BFF's, but know a little something about me. One of the best memories is of a lady here who was moaning my name while we were in the act. I asked her how she knew, and she said she remembered from our PMs. Awesome. Some ladies have no clue what was in the PMs, much less my name. Needless to say I've seen her several times.

I hate when my hooker puts her gum in my belly button before give n me head. That's when the head board is for........