Darn threAD been going on since January of 2013 lol, I see at least one lady has only aged ONE year since then. Originally Posted by BLM69Don't be so cynical. You'll just have to deal with many numbers here that are not what you think they are:
- Number of orgasms the dudes give their ladies per the encounter comments
- Weight - usually stated in pounds in reviews and ads, should be converted to "Big", "Healthy", "Husky", "Fluffy", "DAMN!!" or "Oh Hell NO!!"
- How many grandmothers that die
- Volume of jizz deposited on the lady's face, tits, ass and/or ceiling
- How many phones that weren't working
- How many flat tires
- The other number many think is imaginary is my dick size "You're soooo BIG" - however, that actually is REAL goddamnit - so many girls have told me it MUST be true