Random Thoughts

I've realized that I am lazy enough to consider hiring a provider to be a sexy maid. Originally Posted by JdeHog

Brilliant!

One of the reasons traveling is so much fun...

I've realized that I am lazy enough to consider hiring a provider to be a sexy maid. Originally Posted by JdeHog

You know how anal-retentive I am about my house. I just might be your girl! Lol

Truly expect some cleaning to get done? Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

Maybe I'll do dominatrix housekeeping. Every time he tries to touch me, I'll punish him with a little chore.

Helped someone get on P411 with a vouch today, that was kind of cool. First time for me.

Wow, it seems you really can get anything on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0714NL778

On a creepy note, I don't remember having an Amazon tab open or clicking on any link to Amazon, and I've never searched for anything like this (adult items yes, but not this) and this was waiting for me in a tab in my browser this morning...

Edit: Mystery solved, there's a small banner ad up at the top of the page for it. Must have drowsily clicked it accidentally before going to bed last night.

Only in Little Rock! I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe!

http://katv.com/news/local/woman-bit...-stripper-pole

Only in Little Rock! I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe!

http://katv.com/news/local/woman-bit...-stripper-pole Originally Posted by Vannah

I saw that on the news! I thought to myself "what has Vannah done now?"

Procrasturbation.

I saw that on the news! I thought to myself "what has Vannah done now?"
Originally Posted by FreezyIce

Well, I didn't originally intend on biting her, but when she tried to come between me and my new stripper pole, I knew I had to take action.

Met a woman so majical,was like a wet dream I didn't want to wake from.

Working with guys better looking then you and being single makes me question who I upset in a past life.

Turns out you can add yourself as a contact. Then you can see yourself in your buddy list whenever you're online.

Happiness is a clean STD test (I get tested every 3 months). Also this time opted for the "Wellness Panel" that has a bunch of other tests included - Glucose, CBC, etc.

The older I've gotten, the more I've come to appreciate a lazy day spent at home in my favorite Cheech & Chong t-shirt.

The older I've gotten, the more I've come to appreciate a lazy day spent at home in my favorite Cheech & Chong t-shirt. Originally Posted by Vannah

When I was young I could never understand how my dad could nap in a chair, by golly I have it figured out now!!!