No, it's another Dancing Turd thread. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuyHush now, Ekim the Inbred Chimp think's he has accomplished something special ... he just doesn't realize that it is white coats and butterfly nets *special*.
You are not doing something right, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your ‘work-flow’ “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” gambit for DOTY hasn’t brought you any closer to winning, Ekim the Inbred Chimp!Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Hush now, Ekim the Inbred Chimp think's he has accomplished something special ... he just doesn't realize that it is white coats and butterfly nets *special*.
You are not doing something right, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your ‘work-flow’ “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” gambit for DOTY hasn’t brought you any closer to winning, Ekim the Inbred Chimp!
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Looks like you’re going to be a loser, again, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your ‘work-flow’ “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” gambit for DOTY is sucking, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your dragging tail and sucking head hasn’t brought you any closer to winning, Ekim the Inbred Chimp!
Looks like you’re going to be a loser, again, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your ‘work-flow’ “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” gambit for DOTY is sucking, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your dragging tail and sucking head hasn’t brought you any closer to winning, Ekim the Inbred Chimp! Originally Posted by I B Hankering
You sucked and lost again, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Your ‘work-flow’ “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” gambit for DOTY didn’t work out for you, Ekim the Inbred Chimp. Originally Posted by I B HankeringHe'll prolly go to his local Dunkin Donuts to raise hell with them and tell them that how HE looks is how a donut ought to be " glazed " . 'specially after his " stumping " out on the campaign trail these last few days !!
With the poll now closed, we can see that the WELL EARNED DIPSHIT OF THE YEAR ( DOTY ) TITLE GOES TO LUBED WIDE ASS !This is LUBE'S first time in the election and his first of probably MANY victories of the DOTY award !
He can proudly display his trophy right alongside his "award " from the " Army " for " Latrine Orderly of the YEAR " for his stalwart efforts in burning the "refuse " of his fellow "soldiers " in the field latrines and making sure there was ample toilet paper for their use. When the TP ran low, "super soldier " LUBE offered HIS TONGUE " to keep things moving " , as the award states !
And as stated in the first post of the DOTY poll, the second highest vote getter will act as " Vice-DOTY " should the DOTY be unable to fulfill his " duties " . So who better to "guide " a still-learning Dipshit than ECCIE'S DOTY emeritus, ASSUP !!! ( Mebbe he can pull a Lyin Lyndon Johnson and "bump off " the self-proclaimed (ahem ) " mafia hit " man "" and asend to the TOP position AGAIN !!!! )
And poor ole EKIM !!!ECCIE'S Inbred Chimp put up a valiant effort and has worked hard again all year to achieve his dream, but alas, again it's " NOT THIS YEAR " ! Even with his last minute efforts down at HIS KansASS gloryholes
to drum up more votes for himself, he just fell a little short
! ( Just like the local trannies say he is in the dick department, poor little EUNUCH ! )
And suckclown and fisting chapped ass's efforts aren't to be discounted ! Mebbe suckclown can get " DOTY advisory " position ( Local CZAR of DINGLEBERRY PICKING perhaps ? ) with his hero, since he's spent so much time WKing for LUBE and his votes kept the original DOTY mafia from STEALING the crown this year . So a merry campaign season to you all and , again, GREAT effort by the " candidates". Thanks to all of you that voted, especially those of you that " voted early and often " ! The libs just LOOOOOOVE that ! Until it doesn't work out THEIR way !
So lets see which " candidate " opens their NEXT campaign TODAY with their NEXT post !
You’re a loser, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, and your “Toothless 2-for-1 Tuesday Glory Hole Special” “get out the vote” campaign really sucked, Ekim the Inbred Chimp.Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
