nothing reply anything you want

you can give me one of thees t's. just do not till Doove what it stands for.

mmmm better yet lets send one to Doove. Anybody know where to send it??????

well time to go. A all most newbie is going to the AC.

do I save him, or watch eat him.

Can I review other hobby guy gets taken for a ride by piranha

I wish. Guess I can dare to dream. Originally Posted by MC

i gotta tell ya..im having serious issues with my blackberry...

so pics right now are on hold...but give me a week or two and Ill have a different phone and a camera and then ill have a friend take a couple of nice pics of me in that outfit..besides..i promised the gent that was sweet enough to get it for me that I would..

i gotta tell ya..im having serious issues with my blackberry...

so pics right now are on hold...but give me a week or two and Ill have a different phone and a camera and then ill have a friend take a couple of nice pics of me in that outfit..besides..i promised the gent that was sweet enough to get it for me that I would.. Originally Posted by anita germane

Thanks. I look forward to seeing them.

i cant wait to get them taken!!!

thats seriously funny jymie!!

Welcome back cnym!!!!!!

To ALL My Friends, here is a good one for you



Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when patients die

Benign
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
Made eye contact with her

Colic
A sheep dog

Coma
A punctuation mark

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
A small lie

Impotent
Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
I knew it

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
Nearly killed him

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

Tumour
One plus one more

Urine
Opposite of you're out

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Elevator smell different to midget.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

I am so stealing that!

Corny but funny.....there were only 10, you skipped 3 & 8!

Another for Tiger:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Corny but funny.....there were only 10, you skipped 3 & 8! Originally Posted by roscoe14850

Title says 10, thats all there is 10 lol