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Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok

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Originally Posted by acp5762

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this is for those that don't have medical insurance...

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For the ladies.. ha ha

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Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face
Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper.
Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind
my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks
the counter girl the same question. She replies,"I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now she's feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young
there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to
let me put my hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best
of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead."
The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around.
After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You're 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That's amazing.
How do you know?". The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."

oh my.. can ya read this??

Nothing a good hard session can't cure.
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