The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around.Dude, you stole my joke.
After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You're 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That's amazing.
How do you know?". The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's." Originally Posted by Tiger