NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

Mallett released today Originally Posted by BigLouie

Good!! That muthafucka didn't want to be here after he lost his starting job!

At least TJ Yates isn't selfish. He better step his game up though!

I hope no other team picks him up and he moves on to his real career choice of mopping up jizz off the porno store floors.
Originally Posted by Daddio

How about that epic playoff meltdown in Buffalo early 90's? (ouch....sorry about that. Damn...that's an ice cream headache NFL moment, right?) Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Still too soon, CB*.

* Not to be confused with cb, CDB, CD, the other CB or LD's BBC.

TJ Yates? That's the best they can come up with? Fuck me

Where did Yates come from? I know he was with Atlanta but I think he got beat out for the clip board holder job in ATL. Was he doing the mopping that Mallet will now be in charge of? I saw Mallet at Smoochies mopping for tips!!! Lol dumbass!!!

Bob McNair must be the dumbest MF out there. First Kubiak tells him that he can turn David Carr into a winning QB if he hires him. Nope. Then Bill O'Brien tells him that he can turn Hoyer and Mallet into winning QBs and passes on Bortles, Bridgewater, Carr and JimmyG. Big Nope. Now they have T.J. Yates as backup? Everyone better hope that this team loses the rest of their games so they can draft a decent QB or at least they had better unless they want an outright revolt by their ticket holders.

...............Go Dynamo, fuck the Texans!!! Originally Posted by Daddio

Damn, tell us how you really feel!!

LMAO!

Bob McNair must be the dumbest MF out there. First Kubiak tells him that he can turn David Carr into a winning QB if he hires him. Nope. Then Bill O'Brien tells him that he can turn Hoyer and Mallet into winning QBs and passes on Bortles, Bridgewater, Carr and JimmyG. Big Nope. Now they have T.J. Yates as backup? Everyone better hope that this team loses the rest of their games so they can draft a decent QB or at least they had better unless they want an outright revolt by their ticket holders. Originally Posted by BigLouie

If it helps any he is a Baptist...

Where did Yates come from? I know he was with Atlanta but I think he got beat out for the clip board holder job in ATL. Was he doing the mopping that Mallet will now be in charge of? I saw Mallet at Smoochies mopping for tips!!! Lol dumbass!!! Originally Posted by Daddio

:laughin g1:

Texans win but it was against the Titans who are terrible. Come see me after the Bengals, Pars, Jets and Saints

BYE( they're gonna NEED it)
at Cincinnati - LOSS
New York Jets - LOSS
New Orleans - LOSS
at Buffalo - LOSS
New England - LOSS
at Indianapolis - LOSS
at Tennessee - can go either way
Jacksonville - possible win

I see this team being 6-10 at best. Originally Posted by kerwil62

I'm still standing by my predictions.

They better enjoy this BYE week because Cincinnati will still be undefeated!

Texans win but it was against the Titans who are terrible. Come see me after the Bengals, Pars, Jets and Saints Originally Posted by BigLouie

You talk shit like the Cowgirls are doing any better.

I don't care for the Cowboys, just being realistic about the Texans. The Titans won what 2-3 games last year and are on the same pace. The QB Zack is not very good. Yet for the first half all the Texans could muster was 10 points. The ground game was terrible with a grand total of 56 years. Let's see how that performance does against the Bengals and Pats.

My bad. Don't feel like looking for that Cowgirl fan who made a big rant last week or so. Yea anyone who cheered for the Texans like it's miraculous is retarded. I'm sure Mariota could've done better out there.

Oh and Derrick Carr who Rick Smith and BoB did not care for threw for four TDs in the first half yesterday