Body odor"funky balls,,,shit stains

Obviously certain smells aren't good and indicate either a lack of hygiene or a medical condition.

I know it's not really the actual topic at hand but made me think about this.
I'll try to word this in a way that doesn't sound too stupid. I love the scent of a woman that maybe hasn't JUST showered. Some woman give off a natural scent and for me it's like an aphrodisiac and it's more powerful than the smell of Irish Spring and perfume. I saw a provider a while back with a scent and I could smell her on me all the way home (an hour drive) and it was really impactful. Again not a medical or hygiene issue just a scent.

And fellas...wash you asshole and musty balls. It's the least you can do for her putting up with your old, bald, fat ass.

I know just what you mean L.A. The natural scent of a woman can be intoxicating.

It's impossible to speed up without leaving skidmarks.

It's impossible to speed up without leaving skidmarks. Originally Posted by Groot

I fucking love your handle and avatar....awwww Groot...hes so damn cute!

I know just what you mean L.A. The natural scent of a woman can be intoxicating. Originally Posted by Brandofan

I'm embarrassed to admit this...but I like a man's natural scent as well....im not talking all day ball and underarm funk...

Just a little natural scent...its not musty...but it has a distinct smell...and can vary on the person....

I used to cuddle up with my ex...and his underarm smell mixed with the deodorant he wore was very intoxicating..i swear it did something to the chemical reaction in my brain....

And just for the guys that have a really hard time controlling odor....in the hospital we would use feminine hygiene wash (like FDS), works like a charm.....Also if it's a really poopy situation, shaving cream does wonders.

BABY or GOLD BOND powder keeps the balls/arse from getting too sweaty, if you have already showered. Please don't just use it to try to cover up.

If you have a tendency to have sweaty feet and hands...try spraying them with an antiperspirant.

PLEASE DO NOT use hand sanitizers to freshen up/clean hands before a visit...it's MOSTLY alcohol and burns like hell on lady parts. Just use plain soap and water.

NURSE RATCHET signing off

And just for the guys that have a really hard time controlling odor....in the hospital we would use feminine hygiene wash (like FDS), works like a charm.....Also if it's a really poopy situation, shaving cream does wonders.

BABY or GOLD BOND powder keeps the balls/arse from getting too sweaty, if you have already showered. Please don't just use it to try to cover up.

If you have a tendency to have sweaty feet and hands...try spraying them with an antiperspirant.

PLEASE DO NOT use hand sanitizers to freshen up/clean hands before a visit...it's MOSTLY alcohol and burns like hell on lady parts. Just use plain soap and water.

NURSE RATCHET signing off Originally Posted by alaine

When I was married, and we rode the motorcycles, me and my then husband kept this monkey butt powder on hand. You sweat a lot, everywhere!

It is truly amazing!

https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/men/8-original

Guys... WASH! I'd rather cancel than not be shower fresh.

NURSE RATCHET signing off Originally Posted by alaine

Actually laughed out loud on this.

And just fucking ridiculous grown ass women stink to holy hell !

I can't believe how their pussy's smell, and it is beyond them to even notice ! Every guy in here knows exactly what I am speaking to !!!!

Clean your crotch, wipe your ass, and shower immediately prior to fucking ! Easy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

Redd Foxx's take on it...

As much as I generally dislike the french I have to admit the bidet is a pretty great idea.

You know if you mother fuckers would start wiping your asses from front to back then your balls wouldn't smell like shit all the time. And as an extra bonus you don't get dingle berries hanging from the hairs on your nutbag all the time.

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And just fucking ridiculous grown ass women stink to holy hell !

I can't believe how their pussy's smell, and it is beyond them to even notice ! Every guy in here knows exactly what I am speaking to !!!!

Clean your crotch, wipe your ass, and shower immediately prior to fucking ! Easy... Originally Posted by crashkopf

It would seem so.

This is the funniest shit I have read in a long time especially the
Picture of Gene Wilder may he rest in peace. Thank you. Seriously though some guys are really nasty I work construction and Oh what stories I could tell.