Enhanced Screening (no, not the hobby...TSA)

Even if it's not true, it is funny

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573 Originally Posted by terbul

I'd have a life sentence if I were busted for jacking off. Mind you I wouldn't do it with a TSA person.

Further evidence that TSA is largely useless nazi wannabees.

So here's my basic question: TSA will only allow male on male screening. If I told the screener that I was gay and that touching my dick would arouse me, would that bit of theater get me a female screener, or arrested?

Just wondering.

ROTFLMAO! Now thats a funny first post. Welcome Mason. Glad to see you found your way here.

For a first post you sure are honest. Even if you are gay, I'm sure we'll enjoy you hanging around here.






Please PJ, next time recruit a straight guy.

Smart ass!

Ansley--

Please do the following:

1. get a temp job at TSA, volunteer, whatever.

2. Let me know where/when you will be on duty.

3. I will test this theory if I know you will be my screener. Then you will know if I am gay or not.

Deal?

I keep going through commando in a kilt and still cannot get full release.
As soon as I get screened, I 'go back' for something and get screened again.


Honestly though, I was going through Canadian screening and he asked me to unbutton my jeans. (metal button)
I said, "Aren't you gonna buy me dinner first?".
He did laugh, as opposed to arresting me.

Guys, I'm just trying to figure out how to get a female to grope me while going through the line without getting slapped.

If it works, I can see going bavck and forth through security as an option if I have no date some night

If you "make" whilst being groped, is it appropriate to tip?

Ansley--

Please do the following:

1. get a temp job at TSA, volunteer, whatever.

2. Let me know where/when you will be on duty.

3. I will test this theory if I know you will be my screener. Then you will know if I am gay or not.

Deal? Originally Posted by Mr Mason

I've worked in the Atlanta airport. Trust me there are better cheap thrills once you get past security.

Next time I go through Atlanta, you will have to describe those cheap thrills to me!

Ask her if she knows any good conference rooms/

If you "make" whilst being groped, is it appropriate to tip? Originally Posted by Sisyphus

Yes, because TSA personnel aren't professional.

If you "make" whilst being groped, is it appropriate to tip? Originally Posted by Sisyphus

Yes, because TSA personnel aren't professional. Originally Posted by John Bull

Yes, but what is the appropriate percentage? Of course, 20% of 0 is still 0.