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Danielle Reid's Avatar
I charge extra for that
bladtinzu's Avatar
good......now show us some taint Originally Posted by dearhunter
+1
I charge extra for that Originally Posted by MaryBeth
Definitely would be worth it though!
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I charge extra for that Originally Posted by MaryBeth
one free beard ride for ya.
will even wash it so it don't have that errrr never mind
Danielle Reid's Avatar
lmfao right...
offshoredrilling's Avatar
its good for a gal to have her taint tickled by beard so as to lol oh lol OH lol OHHHH!.

safety note for ride.
If the ride then tickles a foot please keep one hand on wall or headboard for safety before you slug ride or tickle the ride back. The ride just may not let you up when you think your done. Again, keep one hand on wall or headboard before slugging the equipment. One more ride can be bought with a BBBJ.
pyramider's Avatar
I charge extra for that Originally Posted by MaryBeth

Taint on an upcharge??? That is just wrong ...
bladtinzu's Avatar
Taint on an upcharge??? That is just wrong ... Originally Posted by pyramider
Just business..
Danielle Reid's Avatar
You guys are weird lol

I'm afraid to go on a beard ride...I'm painfully ticklish and lose my balance easily. I'd probably ruin the mood haha
Danielle Reid's Avatar
Taint on an upcharge??? That is just wrong ... Originally Posted by pyramider
All business baby
pyramider's Avatar
aaaaahhhh .... So young and so wrong ... taint is life.
Danielle Reid's Avatar
What about a taint punch with brass spiked knuckles?
bladtinzu's Avatar
What about a DONKEY punch with brass spiked knuckles? Originally Posted by MaryBeth
There fixed that for you..

Sure 3 sides would like getting a donkey punch but give it a try on him..
To drive the point home...

Whores have problems.
When whores have problems, fucktards talk about those problems on ECCIE.
When fucktards talk about those problems on ECCIE, drama ensues.
When drama ensues, modTARDS try to intervene in whore business instead of board business.
When modTARDS intervene in whore business instead of board business, they get hit with the AmbassadorHammer(tm).

Don't get hit with the AmbassadorHammer(tm)...

Just advisin'... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I learn so much from reading these threads...

Huck
Danielle Reid's Avatar
Wow this is a month old thread o.O