Who is DavidFree986? You decide

Post of the year candidate right there - great timing with voting coming up soon.

I found a picture of DavidFree in his natural habitat. YMMV.

It was a long night. Shortly after midnight, a caucasian dude joined the interrogation. He paced around the room in what appeared to be a figure 8 that slowly devolved into an elliptical semi-circle, all the while repeating over and over "I'm a cute guy, I'm a cute guy, I'm a cute guy. Momma said so. Momma said. Momma said so." Then it got weird.....

A pale, redheaded woman in her early 20's entered the room at about 2 a.m. (or, as she put it, "Oh-two-hundred hours.") Dressed in camo, and armed with a drop camera, a snake, a foot locker filled with comic books, and a ream of freshly printed leaflets explaining the evils of condoms, she sat down in the middle of the room and began to eat an entire 5 pound bag of Hershey's Kisses.

What happened after that is kind of a blur. I vaguely recall the redheaded girl in camo fashioning a crude hat of some sort out of the left over Hershey's Kisses wrappers, and the caucasian guy showing us a photo album filled with nothing but pictures of license plates, but I can't be sure if any of that really happened or if it all was just a figment of my sleep deprived imagination. All I know for sure is that a heavily tattooed man, who kept yelling "Fuck Yeaaaaaahhhhhh!", burst into the room at around 4 and rescued me. He then drove me to a deserted strip club parking lot, promised he would give me a favorable "review" even though nothing happened, and advised me to never charge less than $300 an hour for my services 'cause "those are the rules." He also suggested that I get a bunch of tattoos. I said "Cool," grabbed a cab, and here I am having breakfast with Amanda Bynes and my Asian interrogator in the back room of what appears to be a "bath house" or "spa" of some sort that reeks of the smell of cabbage. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

I don't know what it is but you need to share some of that shit.

It was a long night. Shortly after midnight, a caucasian dude joined the interrogation. He paced around the room in what appeared to be a figure 8 that slowly devolved into an elliptical semi-circle, all the while repeating over and over "I'm a cute guy, I'm a cute guy, I'm a cute guy. Momma said so. Momma said. Momma said so." Then it got weird.....

A pale, redheaded woman in her early 20's entered the room at about 2 a.m. (or, as she put it, "Oh-two-hundred hours.") Dressed in camo, and armed with a drop camera, a snake, a foot locker filled with comic books, and a ream of freshly printed leaflets explaining the evils of condoms, she sat down in the middle of the room and began to eat an entire 5 pound bag of Hershey's Kisses.

What happened after that is kind of a blur. I vaguely recall the redheaded girl in camo fashioning a crude hat of some sort out of the left over Hershey's Kisses wrappers, and the caucasian guy showing us a photo album filled with nothing but pictures of license plates, but I can't be sure if any of that really happened or if it all was just a figment of my sleep deprived imagination. All I know for sure is that a heavily tattooed man, who kept yelling "Fuck Yeaaaaaahhhhhh!", burst into the room at around 4 and rescued me. He then drove me to a deserted strip club parking lot, promised he would give me a favorable "review" even though nothing happened, and advised me to never charge less than $300 an hour for my services 'cause "those are the rules." He also suggested that I get a bunch of tattoos. I said "Cool," grabbed a cab, and here I am having breakfast with Amanda Bynes and my Asian interrogator in the back room of what appears to be a "bath house" or "spa" of some sort that reeks of the smell of cabbage. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Dude....you post some funny shit.

So there's only one question then:

What did you have for breakfast? Originally Posted by thathottnurse

lol THN we should duke it out ^,^

we could make so much money and i get to plant a dumbass tree

Dear, that is not a recent picture. David is much older and balding now. Otherwise, spot on.

I found a picture of DavidFree in his natural habitat. YMMV.

Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

are any of these posts reportable?

It's Rickyboy! Hahahahaha jk right Von Spieler? It's an inside joke people.

Wtf? So many people with so much time to gaf about who....?

Wtf? So many people with so much time to gaf about who....? Originally Posted by Tsmokies

So bizarre that someone would take the time to read 5 pages worth of material and then complain about the content and the "time" it took to generate it.

Anyway, let me save everybody a little time and toss out a few of "our" all time favorite retorts/wasted comments usually found in threads such as this so that nobody else will have to go to the trouble of posting same in the mistaken belief that they add anything constructive, interesting, or remotely entertaining to the thread:

"Can't we all just fuck and get along?"

"You two need to get a room and fuck out your differences" (wait, that actually worked for me on one occasion, so that's good advice...well, except that the OP and the subject of the thread are both males...so, yeah, that's not a good idea at all in this context....)

"Mods, please lock this thread."

"Heh" (naww, cross that one off the list, too -- that's ALWAYS an appropriate comment, regardless of subject matter or context)

Anything Chung is thinking about writing (just consider it already posted...ditto with any meme WP might have access to, either now or in the future)

Who cares/gives a shit?

"Let it go...."

"It's sad that you don't have anything better to do with your time"

"The truth always lies somewhere in the middle...." (which I assume goes to the question of how many alts BD has, since only a complete idiot would contest the fact that he has at least some alternate handles)

"Keep it on track, or points will be issued" (now we don't need to hear from torito...enjoy the free time, Big Guy! )

meh, I'm sure there's a lot more that I'm missing, but that should save at least a lil' bit of bandwidth moving forward.

Anything Chung is thinking about writing (just consider it already posted Originally Posted by eccienewbie

ironic that you would invoke me... this thread has turned into goofball, silly nonsense the past couple of days.. I took OBSG seriously, thinking there may be truth to uncover concerning DavidFree.. I didn't discover anything, but the way the thread took a hard right turn towards nonsense and flippancy, makes me wonder if the thread wasn't created for simple childish grudge purposes..

ironic that you would invoke me... No, it's not. this thread has turned into goofball, silly nonsense the past couple of days.. You say that like it's a bad thing.... Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Your skin.

It's thin.

Now lemme see where I left that fishin' pole of mine. Haven't caught my limit, today. Not yet, anyway....

I'm all for humor, but I find it strange that a supposed serious topic, like someone who created many handles and did evil under the old one, turns into sheer goofiness.. it's not my skin being thin, I don't have skin in the game.. the thread was started as something close to an alert, an attack on somebody's character.. after a few potshots, it dried up into silliness.. something I might see on a 4th grade playground.

if OBSG was serious about his initial charge, he should be chiming in to support it.. instead he fueled the playground crap, by commenting shit on the posted photo..

I'm all for humor, Originally Posted by Chung Tran

No, you're not.

No, you're not. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

you got anymore than that? you're proving my point..