PROOF SL ATTACKS ANY NEW GIRL VISITING AUSTIN WHO WON'T SEE HIM

With that said, I'm not bagging on sl. I just think we'd all be disgusted if we actually saw who we're sleeping with indirectly.

When you do look in the mirror and think of the obese, ugly and retarded guy and [pause to reflect that she sees you the same way..... your just a trick/john.....

My fleshlight never talks back, never upsells, always shows up on time, and I don't have to share her with your lil pokers.

The only drawback is I have to clean her up, not just wipe off and walk away.