Hobby Prayers to Tebow.......amen

Someone went to that Rockerrick school of interweb handles....

Sweet baby Tebow, all nasty poop covered from an infant's first poop, the tar like poop that when you wipe it and it just spreads everywhere, please help Yummy Marie realize that fucktards do not read the showcases, and help the those that want me to fuck mothers get their wish, I just need contact info ... Amen.

Sweet baby Tebow, all tuckered out from a long day of fighting off $20 ripoff whores offering fools gold, help the banned whore to let zanzy go.......and may her days be multiplied for her misdeeds..........ijs

Amenxoxo

I just bought my ticket to the lottery.... (Alt handle and nick)

Going in with a clean mind and soul...

I pray to the sweet baby Tebow, that my moral compus will not stray.
I promise to not let a stray finger go into the forbidden land.
I promise not to let the gold lined muffin distract my attention , from the greater good of mankind.

Ohh sweet Baby Tebow, guide me through this with a clean mind and spirit.

And for the love of all holly.... Please let me get the birthday discount.

And in the name of Baby Tebow... AMEN BROTHERS!

Yadda yadda niño Tebow...I pray that L4b's (and nick's) case of Word Salad is soon cured so I can understand WTF he try to pray....golden fingers, stray muffins....and forbidden misspelled moral somethings.

Help us Tebow....GS, L4b, and nick.....amen.

He's riding his ass into the Promised Land to get his knob anointed by Everyone's Favorite Whore, and hoping not to come out a blathering buffoon after riding the crazy ride..err, I mean fighting the good fight.

Don't be pussy whipped, whip that pussy.

oh yeah, amen.

Wow... what a day today has been
And tonight might be the same

We gather here as foe and friend
To pray here in your name

Some look north and some look south
Some have foam upon their mouth

Each day is a day that we shall live
Each night is a night that we shall give

It is our choice in what we pray
It is our choice in what we say

There is no reason to say yes or no
She'll be back here soon X O X O


Edit: amen

Sweet baby Tebow, with diaper rash from all the ass kissing from the banned wks, please make the banned continue on well into the new year. In the Tebow we trust ... amen.

In Tebow's name we pray.......amen...

The North star was out tonight brilliantly.

It shall be so pyramider... I just feel it.

Sweet baby Tebow, If the banning is continued into next year as some of our brothers and sisters have indicated please give the WKs strength so they need not go on eccie sabbatical again. Give them the wisdom to write more exaggerated reviews of said banned whore during the banning and grant them fresh lips so they might kiss each others asses in said reviews.

....amen

Holy Tebow, who art in Houston,
Harrowing be they name.
Thy penis come. They fetishes be done.
At Symphony Inn, just as they are at St Regis.
Give us this day our daily bans. And forgive us
our outings as we forgive those who have outed us.
Lead us not into cuntiness, but deliver us from drama.
For thine is the penis and the money, forever and dearhunter, amen.

.... & a single tear rolled down his visage

Holy Tebow, who art in Houston,
Harrowing be they name.
Thy penis come. They fetishes be done.
At Symphony Inn, just as they are at St Regis.
Give us this day our daily bans. And forgive us
our outings as we forgive those who have outed us.
Lead us not into cuntiness, but deliver us from drama.
For thine is the penis and the money, forever and dearhunter, amen. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

I just got hard...