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GWII and Bill in a bar talking as looking in the bar miror to check out the lady's. Bill says Hillary told me when we get back to the White House I have to pick out my interns from a religious place. Thank god for http://whoresofbabylon.com from down your way. GWII thinking mmmm do I keep using that site, or tell my wife. So she can tell miss thunder thighs. Well I have some time before they get in, God I hate to say this, thanks Obama. Bill then says shhhh here comes client #9. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
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lol nice ones Jymie
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Ladies, what would you like? form the main

It would be so funny if just one providers would reply

Why how much cash do you have honey?
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What do you have sugar? That/a car would be nice.
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One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. Originally Posted by PSD
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Who are you quoting?
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PSD

a joke he posted in Comedy Central on the home page. He is from Oklahoma. And yes that is his handle "PSD"
This appears to be the most deviously started thread that can be hijacked or bumped at will in perpetuity.
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mmmm why yes it is thank you
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Tomorrow afternoon, lets all get together and make snow angels!!
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Tomorrow afternoon, lets all get together and make snow angels!! Originally Posted by jymie
I would rather watch

then help her get warm latter