Stinky clients ????

Why do you keep bringing it up. I've apologized a 1,000x.
Have a fresh bottle of Hai Karate......will you see me now? Originally Posted by splitlicker

LOL. . U were one of the guys I cancelled on..sorry : ( Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

So he kissed yer booboos and yer all made up now???

Geeze you guys, stick to the topic, need more in put from the ladies about stinky guys they have seen in the hobby, how did it get to a pissing match and football predictions?

I think when the original topic declines and the process of the thread dying a natural death commences, the thread either gets ignored and falls off the page or morphs into something not originally intended.

Geeze you guys, stick to the topic, need more in put from the ladies about stinky guys they have seen in the hobby, how did it get to a pissing match and football predictions? Originally Posted by lickidyclit

maybe the bigger question be ...why the fuck ya care so ...much ...bout a funnel describin how ...badly ...an ol cucks asshole stunk

maybe the bigger question be ...why the fuck ya care so ...much ...bout a funnel describin how ...badly ...an ol cucks asshole stunk Originally Posted by Plastic Man

ah, going back ta post 1

I am always clean and fresh before going on a hobby date, curious how you ladies handle a client that is not only sloppy fat and balding but smells bad too,just curious Originally Posted by lickidyclit

This was meant to be his threAD for gals to take his money over others.
Its a hard sell if he can't keep his threAD on the the track he wants.

Being over weight myself if sweet fresh sweat has turned to PHEW you stinky now. Most providers are ok with offering a bath or shower. Its even better if they join in with ya in bathtub or shower.

One hot summer day I see that a provider called me when I was almost done cutting yard. I called back, she asked if I wanted to see her after she took a shower as she had cut her yard also. Fuck that how about right now I said. The before shower foreplay was fun. But the shower and after shower sex was better, just sayin whew

And so she got my money even if I stank. Phew, she did also

So if he needs a threAD to sell taking his money overs. He must need to do so to get any. Let him have his AD.

Once I had this client who was about 200 lbs over weight come see me. I'm not complaining about his size at all. I like men of all sizes!
What did gross me out was that as soon as his pants came off there was a awful stench coming from his pubic area. I tried to clean him off with baby wipes but even that did not take away the awful smell. I told him my throat hurts so I could only give a handjob. (There was no way I was going to put my face that close to that smell.)
After he left, my roommate at the time walked into the bedroom and even she gagged at the stench he left behind. I had to immediately wash the whole bed and scrubbed myself for about a hour. It was a HORRIBLE experience, and unfortunately I'll never be able to
Forget it!

Once I had this client who was about 200 lbs over weight come see me. I'm not complaining about his size at all. I like men of all sizes!
What did gross me out was that as soon as his pants came off there was a awful stench coming from his pubic area. I tried to clean him off with baby wipes but even that did not take away the awful smell. I told him my throat hurts so I could only give a handjob. (There was no way I was going to put my face that close to that smell.)
After he left, my roommate at the time walked into the bedroom and even she gagged at the stench he left behind. I had to immediately wash the whole bed and scrubbed myself for about a hour. It was a HORRIBLE experience, and unfortunately I'll never be able to
Forget it! Originally Posted by BlueEyedBeauty01

The glamour side of providing.

I feel like I have been pretty lucky. I have only been with one person who had body odor bad enough to put a damper on the entire session. Surprisingly his cock & balls seemed fresh and it was his underarms and torso that were rank.

It is not uncommon to get some ball/ass sweat that can add a certain scent or flavor when performing certain tasks. For me, I haven't dealt with anything really horrible, it's just been typical "haven't showered since this morning" type of thing. I have encountered some ass sweat that has made me add rimming to my "offered on a case-by-case basis list". The type of sweat/scent that wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have my tongue up his ass. Not extremely dirty, but also not freshly cleaned. So now I make it a point to be sure someone has just cleaned themselves if they want rimming. For me that seems kind of like common sense but I guess not.

Once I had this client who was about 200 lbs over weight come see me. I'm not complaining about his size at all. I like men of all sizes!
What did gross me out was that as soon as his pants came off there was a awful stench coming from his pubic area. I tried to clean him off with baby wipes but even that did not take away the awful smell. I told him my throat hurts so I could only give a handjob. (There was no way I was going to put my face that close to that smell.)
After he left, my roommate at the time walked into the bedroom and even she gagged at the stench he left behind. I had to immediately wash the whole bed and scrubbed myself for about a hour. It was a HORRIBLE experience, and unfortunately I'll never be able to
Forget it! Originally Posted by BlueEyedBeauty01

so yer sayin ya enjoyed yer sexy time with ...plastic man

so yer sayin ya enjoyed yer sexy time with ...plastic man

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Ca'mon now plastic,you are not 200lbs over weight are you?

This man does not use eccie.

This man does not use eccie. Originally Posted by BlueEyedBeauty01

errrrr define please

ah, going back ta post 1

This was meant to be his threAD for gals to take his money over others.
Its a hard sell if he can't keep his threAD on the the track he wants.

Being over weight myself if sweet fresh sweat has turned to PHEW you stinky now. Most providers are ok with offering a bath or shower. Its even better if they join in with ya in bathtub or shower.

One hot summer day I see that a provider called me when I was almost done cutting yard. I called back, she asked if I wanted to see her after she took a shower as she had cut her yard also. Fuck that how about right now I said. The before shower foreplay was fun. But the shower and after shower sex was better, just sayin whew

And so she got my money even if I stank. Phew, she did also

So if he needs a threAD to sell taking his money overs. He must need to do so to get any. Let him have his AD. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

In a similar situation my provider got mad that i wasnt wearing underwear. But I thought we were going straight to shower so who cares?

I don't think it's very funny to chatise the overweight for their hygiene challenges. I like to think my balls are ripe like a fine wine and should be shared!